http://trackacrat.com The Roll Call of Democratic Delinquency Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:35:15 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Nancy Pelosi, tea-partier? Sorry, pardon my rightwingese, I do of course mean tea-bagger, in the crude vernacular of the Left. I dunno.  I leave the US and, all of a sudden, Pelosi parties.  My mind's struggling to comprehend the ultimate paradox of Pelosi castigating the leviathan bureaucracy in whose gestation she's played ... http://trackacrat.com/2010/03/05/umm-what/ Friends, it's been increasingly difficult to keep the posts comin' recently, as you've no doubt noticed.  I'm still insanely mad at all the crooks, criminals and communists who hold power over us, and it's not like I've become any better at meekly accepting that sad fact. What has changed, though, is ... http://trackacrat.com/2010/01/31/goodbye-for-now/ Except for when the Left gets a hold of 'em, of course. Then they're of about as much use as Charles Barron's favorite explanation of "You shut up." Mark Knoller has compiled some wicked awesome stats about Year One.  Here's a taster of how Barry frittered away an entire year: 42 news conferences, ... http://trackacrat.com/2010/01/22/numbers-do-not-lie/ Carbon dating, spectrum analysis, psychic probes and enhanced interrogation all confirm that this is the most scientifically accurate depiction of government in existence. H/t to The Blogmocracy. http://trackacrat.com/2010/01/22/cream-rises-and-sht-sinks/ Joining a category already densely populated by America, white people (and their pets), gun-owners, pro-lifers, anti-governmenters, those not dependent upon government largesse, anyone associated with any bank/financial institution (except for OneUnited Bank in Boston, of course) and tragically unaborted zygotes, fetuses and babies. Expectations are never high for any conversation between ... http://trackacrat.com/2010/01/22/gm-ma-and-trucks-all-now-racist/ httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4aQCiRjvZY&feature=player_embedded This scene in Downfall is just about perfect for any political situation that goes completely t*ts up (do you guys use that phrase over here, or do I now look dirty as well as foul-mouthed?). So the miracle in Massachusetts definitely qualifies. You know this is gonna be gold from the moment ... http://trackacrat.com/2010/01/21/hitler-no-fan-of-scott-brown/ If by "sanity", you mean complete and utter, absolutely irrepressible, totally unconcealable, batsh*t craziness. Dude makes John Wiley Price look like he's playing with a full deck of cards, which is no mean feat. The guy doesn't just still look nutso after 29 years in prison for trying to assassinate Pope John ... http://trackacrat.com/2010/01/21/mehmet-ali-hagca-picture-of-sanity/ The hits just keep on comin'. Erroll Southers, the dope who would have preferred to karate kick carbon dioxide and pro-life/anti-government/Christian groups, as opposed to Islamofacists, has withdrawn his nomination! Guess you'll have to chase that rainbow another day, Erroll. The half-life of this good news is very short, as his replacement is ... http://trackacrat.com/2010/01/20/moron-concedes-own-moronicness/ THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ELECTING A MAN WITH NO EXPERIENCE! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ELECTING A MAN WITH NO PRINCIPLES! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ELECTING A DIEHARD COMMUNIST! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR HOPING THAT SOMEONE ELSE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR YOU! THIS IS WHAT YOU ... http://trackacrat.com/2010/01/19/america-fck-yeah/ I can't take it!  I can't take it! Need to know! Need to know that the f*cking f*cktards who can't even contemplate life without a filibuster-proof Senate have had their wings clipped! It's called the democratic f*cking process, dipsh*ts! (Yeah, I know, haven't I developed a nasty lil' potty mouth recently?  See, I had ... http://trackacrat.com/2010/01/19/scott-brown-the-one/