If you’d like to contact me (and, please, if you’re going to take the time to do that, then don’t just do it for the sake of telling me that I’m an a*shole), here’s the form:
Name (feel free to make one up):
Email (if you'd like a reply, that is):
Subject (please label hate-mail clearly, as that always gets read first):
Message (remember: succinctness is next to Godliness):