Track-A-’Crat: The Roll Call of Democratic Delinquency

If you’re anything like me, then you almost certainly don’t listen to a word that prime douchebag Rick Sanchez says, because (a) he is extraordinarily stupid and (b) he should be in jail for killing another human being.

As far as character assassination goes, that’s pretty much the nuclear option.

What’s that, Rick?  What did you say?

Oh, that’s right.

IT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE YOU’RE A MURDERER. Or at least a manslaughter-er – do you guys have that distinction over here?  I guess it’s first- and second-degree murder…

Note: killing people during war = fine (most of the time).  Killing terrorists = fine (all of the time).  Killing people because you’re DUI = a bit sketchy (but if you’re a left-wing minority celebrity, then no worries as you won’t go to jail!).

Hapless Rick today sent a tweet to his underlings stating,

“do u know how much money i’d make if i’d sold out as hispanic and worked at fox news, r u kidding, one problem, looking in mirror.”

Which proves, once again, that there is something that the Left despises more than indigenous conservatives – minorities who choose not to be left-wing.

The venom that greets African-Americans and Hispanics who dare to be independently-minded is second to none.  Democrats are rightly worried, because if such people were to piece together how Democratic policies keep them either in low-wage jobs or dependent on state handouts (in both cases to capture their vote for eternity), then the Democrats would never get elected again.

The socialist utopia of which you dream is only 90-odd miles away, Rick…

PS – I’ve gotta include this again: the Wikipedia entry for Sanchez hilariously claims that he was “the first national news anchor credited with combining traditional network news with social media using MySpace, Twitter and Facebook.”

Should my epitaph ever be as monumentally pathetic as that, then please kill me now.

Why did Rick Sanchez leave Cuba?

OK, OK, false question.  He was but a wee nipper when his parents fled Cuba, that hellhole-for-indigenous-people but great-for-Lefty-tourists.

Shouldn’t he go back?  He’s so far to the Left that if he goes any farther, he might just stumble across the Right.

And let’s not be distracted by his sanctimoniousness from the fact that he’s killed another human being.  He pleaded no contest to DUI, which I would also do if it got me off the hook for the aforementioned death.

Glenn Beck and team, I think I love you.

PS -- Check out the Wikipedia entry for Sanchez.  It hilariously claims that he was “the first national news anchor credited with combining traditional network news with social media using MySpace, Twitter and Facebook.”

Wow!  That is amazing!

How did he manage that?  It’s like being the first person to eat meat, potatoes and vegetables all at once.

What a frikkin’ loser.

For the first time, I couldn’t find a (real) photo of the post’s subject looking foolish.  Every single one I looked at had Rick Sanchez flashing the full cheesy grin and that’s it.

So here’s a photo of Rick with an hermaphrodite, instead.

Uber-left winger that he is, Rick, bless ‘im, has immense difficulty in separating simple truths from ridiculous conspiracy theories.

When talking about the terrible murder of three police officers in Pittsburgh earlier this month, Sanchez had the mother of all brain-farts and announced that the killer,

“… was convinced, after no doubt watching Fox News and listening to right-wing radio, that quote, ‘Our rights were being infringed upon.’”

What?  Why are these people held up as intellectual powerhouses?  Sure, his reading-out-loud skills are without dispute but, other than that, my porridge has more to say of value than this cretin.