April 9th, 2009
Heeeeyyyyyyyyy!
I’m Ari, brother of Rahm Emanuel!
He runs the Democratic Party – I run Hollywood!
I’m a talent agent! That makes me important! So important that “Entourage” is about me! Art-imitating-life-imitating-art or what?
I’ve also been reported to say things like, “That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Everyone knows that blacks don’t swim”.
Heeeeyyyyyyyyy!
(Possibly my most mature post yet.)
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March 26th, 2009
Who wouldn’t want to join this club?
Sinecures for life (one way or the other), no need to pay taxes and a plethora of prestigious and well remunerated board positions, to name but three perks.
And Rahm Emanuel was not very choosy. Greedy little politician gobbled up whatever came his way. Including a stint on the board at Freddie Mac.
Dun Dun Dunnnnnhhh!
Two things about this: (1) it coincided with a major accounting scandal and (2) Rahm made at least $320,000 during his 14-months there.
The responsibilities of a board member do not amount only to nodding your head, clapping your hands and drinking coffee, Rahm.
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