Track-A-’Crat: The Roll Call of Democratic Delinquency

Nancy Pelosi, tea-partier?

Sorry, pardon my rightwingese, I do of course mean tea-bagger, in the crude vernacular of the Left.

I dunno.  I leave the US and, all of a sudden, Pelosi parties.  My mind’s struggling to comprehend the ultimate paradox of Pelosi castigating the leviathan bureaucracy in whose gestation she’s played a constant role.

This gigantic admission that the Emperor has no clothes is as stunning as it is stupid.  Seeing as how Democrats = big government and how big government = big waste, the end result is obviously that the Democrats are an even f*cking bigger waste of time than anyone had previously suspected.

How do they intend to allay the concerns of those who recognize the appalling profligacy of government parasites?  By denouncing their own hideous creations?  By cutting such indispensable positions as diversity officers?  By becoming conservatives?

I’m not holding my breath.

PS – Look at Gordo go!  He’s obviously been taking intensive courses on trying to appear less repulsive to the fairer sex.  Still, the inescapable grab-by-the-shoulders-and-lunge technique is favored only by drunkards and rapists.  Best learn a new trick or two, Gordon.  Ladies, how would you feel if this shambling monstrosity were invading your personal space?

Aside from a severe intelligence deficit and a natural instinct for the most lunatic option available, what else is there that could prevent Bella Pelosi from stating that Bin Laden (should he (a) be presently alive, (b) be captured by the US and (c) still be alive when/if that happens) would not be accorded the rights of American citizens when tried?

Is her sense of political correctness really that mammoth?  Is the mere thought of losing the votes of the extreme fringe eco-commie-fascists that disturbing?

Or is that there is nothing that the Democrats will not do in order to bolster their (temporary) popularity, no matter what the cost?

Even if that means trying foreign terrorists as common domestic criminals.  Even if that means starving the intelligence services of the life-blood of their work, provided through interrogating scum like KSM caught in the future.  Even if that means endangering the rest of us through their frenzied attempts to discredit a man no longer in office.  And even if that means tolerating the possibility that KSM could be set free.

The Courts should be able to hand down a new punishment, specifically for terrorists.

And it should be this one.

PS – And, seeing as we’re talking about Pelosi, I’m going to link back to this photo of Her Highness.  Yes, again.  The existence of that pic proves to me that anything is possible.

Aside from their zealously Marxist faith, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi have something else in common: plummeting support in their home states of Nevada and California.

I just knew that the West Coast couldn’t be all bad.

This, my friends, is the inevitable result of doing nothing except leading a pogrom against non-believers and embarking on an orgy of federal spending in direct contravention of the wishes of the electorate.

Creigh Deeds has run into the same problem in the race to be Virginia’s next governor.  His profound gameplan of doing little else other than attacking his opponent assures him the support of rabid Left-wingers, but no-one outside of that shrinking circle.  Plus, it doesn’t help matters that his name is stupid (Creigh? What?) and his face even stupider.  In fact, I think that his is perhaps the most naturally stupid looking face that I’ve ever seen.  Look at this nincompoop.

So, yeah, anyways, Pelosi.  If she’s ever dumped by the voters – which remains unlikely, even given her declining support, as the zombies of San Francisco will continue to weave their necromantic spells allowing her to cling both to her rotting flesh and Congressional seat – then can some tv network give her a reality tv show?

Maybe she could form a tag-team with the equally reprehensible and venomous Joy Behar?

Which is pretty dang stupid.

Despite not knowing her at all (aside from her addiction to broadcasting her own imbecility), I allow myself the pleasure of detesting Nasty Nancy.

I don’t think that there’s any other way to deal with her existence.  Epitomizing all that is so profoundly wrong with career politicians, Pelosi’s only discernible aims are to spew invective, slander Republicans and fight (unsuccessfully) the aging process.  Selfless work on behalf on the nation doesn’t even come close to being a priority.

So it was with joy that I watched Pelosi almost cry yesterday.   With the sound turned off, of course – no way am I letting her Banshee voice enter my brain again without the application of force.

Unfortunately, she didn’t go all the way and blub on TV, as politicians have an increasingly pathetic penchant for doing.  Note to our elected representatives – crying, for whatever reason, does not reveal to me your human side, and it is scientifically impossible for me to care less about your empathic abilities: it makes me want to punch you in the eyeball.

I would love to see Pelosi actually cry, though.  Where would the tears exit?  One thing’s for sure – they won’t be coming out of the good ol’ tear-ducts.  Out of her nostrils or ears, perhaps?  Would she start dripping water from her fingernails?  Maybe her hairline!

A crying hairline!

Now that I’d pay to watch.

There are some posts that I really look forward to writing.

Eh, who am I kidding?

I love writing about the misdemeanors of any Democrat, great or small.

But particularly Little-Miss-Never-Shuts-Up-Pelosi, ruler of the most ethical and most popular Congress ever.

She’s a busy lady.  While simultaneously spewing limitless hatred against all things conservative, she’s also trying to single-handedly bring down the entire CIA, resist the ravages of time and figure out whether the Pope really is a man of infinite patience.

And, of course, she always makes times to enjoy the perks of office, most especially the use of a Pentagon-provided Air Force plane for the bargain basement price of $15,000 an hour.

Well, what did you expect?  The plane does have an entertainment center, a state room, a private bedroom, a crew of 16 and 42 business class seats, after all.

It’s almost not worth pointing out, because whenever socialists indulge in blatant hypocrisy it’s invariably “different” or done “for the right reasons”, but Newt Gingrich was Speaker of the House from 1995 to 1999.

And during that time he never made use of military aircraft.

Even this might be a stretch too far, but can we agree that both parties seek the betterment of the United States?

Any agreement here, though, will be short-lived as the next question is how to achieve this improvement, and here’s where the problems start.

To members of the Right, those on the Left are misguided – they, more likely than not, have never run their own business, never been in the military, never studied economics and never learned any history (of the non-Marxist variety).  We pity their shallow view that the best society can only be achieved through the actions of a larger and larger state – tyranny this way lies.

Lefties, on the other hand, see themselves as the galaxy-wide custodians of universal truth.  They have a Utopian (read: fantastical) vision and its attainment requires only subservience to those who can lead us there.  Our opposition to this holds back the entirety of mankind and conservatives are, therefore, evil baby-eaters.

None epitomizes the power-hungry statist more than Nancy Pelosi.  She’s thrown another epi about how the health care industry dares to defy the Democratic diktat that it must bow to the Dear Leader, claiming that,

“It’s almost immoral what they are doing.”

Yeah, I totally see how their provision of affordable and quality health care to the masses is “immoral.”

It’s immoral because it’s not government-provided and thus not government-controlled.

It’s increasingly evident that Dr. Doom is the intellectual big-wig behind the Democratic Party – if only we would leave them alone to rule the world, it would be a perfect place!

For, as the Soviet Union proved, uniformity = happiness.

Hey, good morning!

Apologies for the low quality pic – it’s a still from this recent video released by the RNC.

It’s come in for some heat already, from those who doubt the wisdom of equating Nancy Pelosi with Pussy Galore, a James Bond villainess.  The first name of the fictional character in question doesn’t help matters, either…

I can see where the problem lies.  The RNC should probably be above this type of tactic.

But not me.

I’m not a political party/organization/whatever, so there’s nothing stopping me from saying, that, ooooh, if Nancy is a-talkin’, then she’s a-lyin’.

And that she’s only shut her mouth once, ever.

And that she’s quite possibly the biggest hypocrite in the whole wide world.

And that senile dementia is probably setting in, which would explain all the previous cases of dumbassedness.

And now that I’ve expunged myself of all thoughts Pelosi for the time being, I’m going to have a wonderful Memorial Sunday.

This is real healthy.

President Intern releases specific information detailing CIA interrogation tactics against al-Qaeda prisoners.  The CIA, understandably, is none too pleased.

And, being the organization that it is, far from helpless.

With impeccable timing, a 10-page memo has been released by the Director of National Intelligence and the Central Intelligence Agency to Capitol Hill.  He’s kind of a big deal.

And it states that you, Nancy Pelosi, are a shameless lying harlot.  Well, not quite, but that’s effectively the message.  Despite her hysterical protestations to the contrary, Pelosi was one of the first two members of Congress ever briefed on the interrogation tactics.

Burnnnnn!

Maybe this’ll finally shut her up.  If not, can I waterboard her?

Please?

What you see above is rare.

Extremely rare.

It is indeed a photograph of Nancy Pelosi with her mouth shut.  And therefore not talking.  There are only two such pictures in existence, and the other is closely guarded at all times by The Sheriff.

Would that Nancy would shut it a little more often.

Speaker Pelosi has let slip her desire to register guns in America.  The obvious next step is to register the owners of those guns.  It ain’t rocket surgery.

While we’re at it, why not register all of the bicycles in the US, as China (idiotically) does?

That’s the stuff Democrats’ wet dreams are made of – just imagine the monstrous bureaucracy needed for it to be implemented.

Government employment (and control) for all!

One final, pleasant thought to leave you with: once Democrats have registered guns, then registered gun-owners, what do you think happens next?

Trying to understand this is making my brain hurt, but the NYT has done something not loathsome for once.

Far from it, in fact.

They have admonished Speaker Pelosi, clearly and unequivocally, for refusing to push for an ethics inquiry into the PMA Group.

While glad that the NYT has shown itself to be capable of slightly more objectivity than, say, trade unions, this is also dislodging my carefully constructed political outlook.

It goes like this: socialists and supporters = bad; conservatives and supporters = good.

And to think some people accuse me of not thinking through the issues deeply enough.