The Art Of Deception
May 18th, 2009
The turdmeister getting the handcuffs slapped on him above goes by the name of Mauricio Celis.
A prominent Texas Democratic Party donor and fundraiser, he was today re-sentenced to 10 years probation for impersonating a lawyer.
During his time playing make-believe, and this is actually pretty funny in a terrible way, Celis managed to rake in millions of dollars in attorneys’ fees as founder of CGT Law Group International (which really did provide services to law firms).
Ha! How stupid are some people? Once again, this just goes to show that if you talk enough rubbish but sound confident doing it, then you can get pretty much anywhere in life.
Anyway, what a complete a*shat. And why’s he not going to jail for a long time? Could it be because he raised lots n’ lots of dosh for the Democrats?
Plus, who the heck pretends to be a lawyer?
Laaaaaaaaaaame!
Of all the possibilities that were (illegally) open to him – astronaut, assassin, NASCAR driver, etc – he chooses to be a fake lawyer?
He should go to jail for that alone.
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