Crazy Island Monkeys
October 15th, 2009
It’s the small details that truly inform you as to the character of other people.
Like Barry’s endless capacity for self-admiration, and Biden’s worse than miserly donations of pocket change to charity.
So what does it say that some schizoid in the UK queued up for FIVE HOURS just to get the once-in-a-lifetime chance to punch singer Leona Lewis in the face at a book-signing for her new autobiography?
It’d still be pretty disturbing if someone decided to do this spontaneously, but it’s even freakier that the nutter pre-meditated the assault and calmly lined up with everyone else for so long. No doubt he was giggling to himself all the while about his impending attack, as loons are prone to doing in public.
By the way, the thug who attacked her was 29 years old. It’s probably a fairly safe bet to assume that he’s a feckless member of the under-class, whose aspirations of doing nothing more than scratching his a*s and drinking cider all day long have been fully enabled by the Left and its beloved welfare state.
Although, truth be told, I did once think briefly about kidnapping Britney Spears when she played a gig near where I live. But that was back when she looked like this, and not like this, of course. And I only went through with it in my mind.
PS – “Island monkeys”, as in the post’s title, is an endearing term for Brits sometimes used by the cheese-eating surrender monkeys of Europe.
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