Track-A-’Crat: The Roll Call of Democratic Delinquency

So lots of Californians* have squeezed the knowledge that Barry is Prez into their celebrity/plastic surgery/hair products obsessed minds, but have slightly more difficulty in naming The Sheriff as Veep (though I can’t imagine that Obama is anything other than grateful that people struggle to have a clue as to what a Joe Biden is).

But but but… how can this be?

I thought that it was only white-trash, hillbilly, gun-toting, Bible-bashing Republicans who thought that Glenn Beck was a former secretary of state, that Tanzania was the 51st State and that America was a member of the European Union?

Are not all Democrats incredibly educated?  Do they not only allow intelligent people to be members of their party?  Is that not how they know what is best for the whole of humankind, in addition to Nature and the universe itself?

The functioning of a healthy democracy rests upon the active participation of an informed electorate.

No wonder it’s failing.

* Apologies to Voyska PVO, Left Coast Rebel and anyone else reading this who undeservedly falls under my State-wide generalization…

I’m at work and feel like I’m going to lapse into a coma if I don’t do something else for a moment or two.  I’ve looked at so many spreadsheets over the last three weeks that I’m on the verge of sticking needles into my own eyes.

So thank the Lord for the Veep’s latest intervention.

Joe “No Joke” Biden – the man who is such an incredible idiot that Newsweek felt obligated to defend his honor – has gone to Poland and announced a U-turn on Barry’s previous U-turn.

So the on-off-on again saga of installing one of the land-based components of the SDI in Poland has come full circle, with the Poles [not to mention the rest of Europe] being taken back into the warm embrace of the US.  Until the next time that Barry equivocates and decides that he needs to offer one thuggish ruler or another some fresh concessions, at least.

Great choice to send Biden as messenger-boy, though, Barry.  The Poles likely have one or two questions for the administration after being dangled in front of Russia like bait (again), only for Barry to snatch his offer away and claim that he was double-bluffing.  But as soon as they set eyes upon The Sheriff, they no doubt realize the pointlessness of asking him anything beyond How was your trip? and such like.

After all, you don’t blame the dog for cr*pping all over your lawn – you blame its master for letting it.

I would like to go for a beer with Joe Biden.

Really, I would.

He must be an entertaining guy, given how he lets his mouth run without any interference from his brain.  And he’s clearly one of those easily-led people whom you can convince to do just about anything.

But, more than that, I’d like to see, in person, the man who has proven that anyone can become VP.  I’d like to witness his vaunted intelligence and destroy his shallow views, under the cover of a friendly drink.  I’d like to see whether he constantly secretes BS through his skin, or whether he waits for the perfect occasion before letting rip with his legendary anti-logic.

Plus he’d be an awesome wing-man (were I not already married, that is).

Although something tells me that he wouldn’t be picking up the tab…

Thank you, Joe, for brightening up my days through your accidental comic genius.

For people who stumble upon my site through Google, the most popular search terms are “trackacrat” (which either means that some people are hearing about my site or, conversely, that a handful of people know about it but are constantly forgetting its URL), “stupid” and, er, “nips.”

Anyone who enters here having searched for that last term’s gonna be sorely disappointed.  Although I do have some small admiration for them, seeing as how they must have trawled through squillions of sites that contained an abundance of “nips” before landing on mine.

Anyway, I’m pleased to be getting some hits from people on the lookout for “stupid.”  The only words I use as often as that are moron, idiot and Obama, which all make perfect bedfellows.  How a party that contains intellectual giants of the likes of Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden (not to mention hordes of other circus misfits, such as The Human Condom, Man With World’s Largest Head and Mad Scientist No. 1) still manages to sustain an illusion of intelligence, I’ll never be able to explain.

Crazy Joe’s latest pronouncement is that Iran is no longer a threat (nor, in fact, ever was).  It was all just a big understanding, you see.  The combination of religious nutters + nuclear weapons + stated desire to use said weapons + a burning hatred of everything that is not them = the ideal next-door neighbor!

Only those of us who’ve shunned Utopia and live in the real world could believe that such a combination might prove slightly combustible.

Deliberate Democratic weakness and appeasement is pushing us towards a world where we fight not to extend freedom across the globe but merely to protect that which exists here.

Ah, Joe Biden.

Always good to see you, my favorite geriatric bed-wetter.

Here, some lucky gal is getting what every female dreams of (sure, they won’t admit to it, but, c’mon, we’re talking about Joe Biden here – even Hillary Clinton goes a little weak at the knees for this silver hair-plugged lothario): a slobbery lipsmacker from Uncle Joe, a man whose vanity rivals that of even the mighty John Edwards, the current undisputed world heavyweight champion of self-admiration.

So what did she do to deserve such an honor?

I’m just guessing, but maybe she’s the one person in the whole country who showed up at a town hall meeting in support of state-run health care.

Or maybe she’s one of the few remaining people who still cling to their forlorn belief that President Barry is the moderate that he claimed to be during the campaign (but which the entire rest of his life, both pre- and post-Ascension, doesn’t quite support).

For my readers of the fairer sex, this one’s for you.

(Thanks to the Smitty of The Other McCain for knowing my depravities and sending me the pic.)

One day very soon, Joe Biden is going to be put out to pasture by the administration.

Because while VPs can be boring and inconspicuous indefinitely (think: Al Gore), there is a limit to how relentlessly stupid they can be before it starts to backfire.

And Biden reached that level 30 years ago.

His latest mental defecation (footage above) was to tell an audience somewhere in the US that,

“We got to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt.”

Which is nothing if not unexpected.  Joe has still not learned that we have devices nowadays capable of recording.

How are we ever expected to nullify the influence of people who not only delight in their own ignorance but encourage others to do likewise?

By attaching a basic intelligence test to the franchise.  The vote of a stupid person (him) should not carry the same weight as that of an intelligent person (me).

Yeah, not this guy.  I’m talking about Joe Biden.  But I’m always on the lookout for crazed Obama supporters, so they get priority posting whenever I find ‘em.

Not that there’s much difference – the Sheriff just dresses a little better, is all.

Obama’s strategy in promoting simple Joe to Veep is hardly complex: Hairplugs is the fall guy for when the sh*tstorm comes to town.

He’s already been given oversight responsibility for Porkulus, a sum of money that is equal to almost half of  the United Kingdom’s GDP.  The UK is the sixth largest economy in the world, by the way.

So how can this monumental folly possibly be topped?

Simple.

By delegating to Joe another matter on which Obama wants no part – Iraq.  Joey, believe it or not, is apparently gonna oversee reconciliation inside Iraq.

*snort*

Yeah, you read that right.  Prepare to see every ounce of hard-won progress in Iraq undone the instant that Biden sets foot in Iraq.

Algebra and I are not great friends.  But this is a fairly simple equation, so let’s give it a go:

[x] Joe Biden + [y] oversight responsiblity for Porkulus = [z] a complete frikkin’ mess.

[z], of course, is > $1,000,000,000, which itself is nearly half of the United Kingdom’s annual GDP.

Let me repeat: the vast amount of loose money that JOE BIDEN is in charge of is equal to half of the UK’s entire economy.

The Perma-Tanned One has also come to the [z] conclusion, admitting in a rare fit of honesty that “We know some of this money is going to be wasted.”

And he’s now gone even further is his claims of ignorance over Porkulus, claiming that it’s “above [his] pay grade” to verify Obama administration claims of 600,000 jobs being saved or created in the near future.

No, doofus, that is exactly your pay grade, for you are in charge of the “policy.”

Such a flippant dereliction of duty is pretty vexing, to say the least.  Although Biden (not to mention Obama) would like to be able to shirk responsibility for the big questions, it’s not acceptable for them to make statements like this.

Then again, according to the Democrats, it’s above the pay grade of normal citizens to work out for themselves if they really can afford that car/house/multi-screen home cinema, so perhaps they’re setting the perfect example for their carefree clientele.

Things are undeniably bad when Hezbollah (yes, that Hezbollah, of well known loves-to-slaughter-Jewish-people notoriety) is not only offering advice on proper democratic practices, but when said advice is reported as almost plausible.

Then again, I guess they do have a small point.  As in, we are interfering ever so slightly in domestic Lebanese matters.  But if those wacky Middle Easterners decide to elect yet another government consisting primarily of terrorists, as is their propensity, then, sooner or later, we’re going to be called in to clean up the mess.

So why don’t we try to avert that from the outset by making plain our preference for the pro-Western factions within Lebanese politics?

Because attaching the US/UK name to those politicians is sure to do them a world of good amongst their constituents.

I’m gonna give Joe a pass on this one (unlike this earlier statement, which is much more true to his usual form).  If he didn’t go do this, then many would say that he should’ve.  And what’s the worst that could happen?

Oh right.  Every Western-oriented politician gets the boot and Lebanon turns into one giant Hezbollah training camp.

Well, let’s just hope for the best and not think at all about the worst.

I was right.

Vanity Joe simply does not comprehend the digital age.  In the slightest.

Sure, he sees lots of people following him around waving these funny devices in his face, but all that’s peripheral.  What matters is that there are human beings paying attention to The Sheriff.

But Joe really should take the time to learn the consequences of just opening up and mouthing off nowadays.

Hillary Clinton claimed (lied) that her plane came under sniper fire in Bosnia in 1996.  After the implanted memory was revealed to be false, she was widely ridiculed.

So why has Vanity Joe decided to repeat Clinton’s falsehood?  Has his brain been perma-tanned to the point where he cannot even come up with a lie of his own?

But don’t expect the MSM to play a role in deflating Joe’s fantasy world.

When the court jester acts up, after all, it’s to be expected.