Track-A-’Crat: The Roll Call of Democratic Delinquency

Featuring the all-star duo of Herman Thomas and Hiram Monserrate!

You may recall that these two pieces of human slime are competing for the title of least-suitable-for-public-life and most-detestable-crime.

In the blue corner (top pic) is Herman “The Judge” Thomas, who, despite being a circuit judge in Alabama, liked to spank and rape male prisoners in his office (plus he gets extra points for claiming racism to be behind his arrest, as opposed to the 57 indictments against him, ranging from ethics violations to kidnapping, assault, extortion, sex abuse and sodomy – sodomy’s still a category of crime?  Is this for cases of male rape?  Any lawyers here to explicify?).

And in the red corner (bottom pic) is Hiram “The Slasher” Monserrate, the personification of modern chivalry, who, during a fight – by which I mean an actual physical fight, as opposed to a more routine lovers’ tiffs of screaming insults and slamming doors – with his girlfriend, slashed her with a broken bottle.  After which he proceeded to drag her through his apartment lobby while she was bleeding from a cut around her eye and to her skull.  Deniability is difficult once people have seen you publicly hoisting around a battered woman, genius.

If convicted of the most serious charges, Herman faces from 20 years to life in prison.  Hiram, on the other hand, has been found guilty of misdemeanor assault but not felony assault, without which – you guessed it – he can retain his seat in the New York State Senate and collect his $79,500 salary.  Something tells me that Herman is likely to receive a similarly lenient sentence.

This would not be tolerated in the workplace, nor within (most) families.

So why must we put up with it in politics?

Via Gateway Pundit, news of yet another Democratic dunderhead.

I almost gave this guy, Herman Thomas (a former Mobile County Circuit Judge, no less), a pass on account of his awesome bow-tie alone, but it wasn’t quite enough to sway me.

His inclusion became a sure-fire thing when you look at the 57-count indictment against him.

He is accused of “checking male inmates out of jail and forcing them to engage in sexual activity including paddling.”

Forced sexual activity (rape to some) + with other men + those men being prisoners + Herman being himself a judge = one of best scandals ever!

What else could you add to that list?  The inclusion of drugs or animals would spice it up a little further, but it’s all there otherwise, baby.

Herman said this is his own defense: “This is racism at its very finest.”

Is it racist that you were caught or racist that you’re going to be forced to “explain” your actions?

Just to be clear.