I’ve found it!  It’s truly does exist!  At long, long last, I’ve discovered a female that even Bill Clinton wouldn’t try to smarm (or worse).

And she was right here in plain sight all along – Helen Thomas.  I know this is overly strong, and one should really shy away from using the word, but I hate Helen Thomas.  In equal parts for her stupidity and ugliness, but as a whole because she is an affront to the good Lord’s otherwise beautiful Creation.

In attempting to smile (at least, I think that’s what she’s trying to accomplish), it looks like Thomas’ face is about to collapse.  She’d probably better ditch the so-called smiling and go back to her normal (?) facial arrangement, the death-stare terror-scowl.  Please, please do not follow that link if you’re weak of heart.

Andrea Rincóns, on the other hand, is Clinton’s latest temporary obsession.  There’s a vid through the link that shows off Andrea’s abundant, er, charms.  It’s kinda NSFW, as you can imagine.

By the way, has there ever been any video originating from Latin America that does not consist solely of women in bikinis? Although better that they  come from there than the United Kingdom…

Exit question: d’you reckon Clinton and Mark Sanford met up while gettin’ their freak on in South America?  Could Clinton be the leak that forced Sanford into his humiliating (and deservedly so) press conference yesterday?