Track-A-’Crat: The Roll Call of Democratic Delinquency

My first foray into kinda NSFW territory but, boy, is it worth it.

I tried to be kind to Arlen Specter in my last post.

As, when somebody poops on your front door mat the first time, you can forgive them (perhaps). The second time it happens, though, you gots to get ready to hand out an ass-whupin’. And the third time? Whewee, that’s when the Second Amendment comes into play.

Specter should be publicly and frequently humiliated. We should make him so ashamed of himself (is that even possible given what he’s already done by his own hand?) that he becomes one of those freaky recluses who never leave home and bag up their own feces. Sorry, lots o’ waste talk in this post, it comes with the territory.

And we should organize a street party in the road where he lives for the night when he’ll be voted out of office. All we have to do is find a conservative-leaning neighbor of his…

Readers/fellow bloggers, etc, this is my editorial policy for making away with photos that were not mine to begin with – go thank S. Weasel, for she is the queen of snarkiness and lager.

This would require the capacity for long-term planning and foresight – not to mention brains – on behalf of both Specter and the Republican Party, so is pretty much dead in the water from the outset.

But what if…

Arlen Specter wasn’t such a douchebag.  What if he’s a sleeper cell, purposely primed to make this switch, infiltrate the Democrats and gain access to their innermost secrets (well, those few that remain unknown, at least) before triumphantly returning to the Republican Party and displaying his true conservative values.  For the first time.

Nah, didn’t think so.

Still, why don’t the Republicans set plans in motion to try this?

It, clearly, would not do the battered reputation of politics much good, but we’ve gone past the DNR point now, anyway.

What more harm could it possibly do?

PS – There’s no way you didn’t already notice it, but please allow me to draw your attention to Barry’s face-stretching sh*t-eating grin in the background, regardless.

PPS – Having thought about it a little more, it seems pretty evident that Specter did in fact do the exact opposite of what I wrote above and punk’d us.  Those devious dogs.

Typical.

You leave the country for a fortnight and – just like that – it vanishes.

Arlen Specter is human slime.  This we all know.

Now that he has joined his soul-mates in the anything-except-that-which-works party, all conservatives should give thanks.

We should have given Specter the boot ourselves long ago – it is not too late to man up and do it with regard to the other “conservative” double-agents lurking with the Republican Party.

And do you notice the president’s barely-concealed sh*t-eating grin?

(It’s a good job that Biden had his back to the camera, as Lord only knows what he looked like at that moment – can facial muscles be torn by ludicrously large and inane grins?)

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, yet more proof that the Democrats are simply not interested in running the country, only in smashing the opposition.  What a wonderful distraction Specter provides from the most atrocious first 100 days in memory!

Finally, a word of reason.  Arlen Specter is not entirely without principles.

In fact, he shares the one trait most commonly found among all members of the political class.

Self-interest.

It is time to abolish the political parties in existence, disband their cabals, expel all in office and remove those in opposition.

Then start again.

Nothing else goes far enough.

This may be a little premature, but given the Republican Party’s precarious situation in the Senate, preparations – I hope – have been made for this development.

Can’t say I’d be sad to see him go, but returning to his Democrat roots would be disastrous for the Republicans, not to mention the wider conservative movement.

Choices, choices…

RINOs Collins, Specter and Snowe should be made to wallpaper their entire homes with pages from biographies of Ronald Reagen and Margaret Thatcher.  Inside and out.  I’m not even going to provide a link to what they gone and done did.