Brave guy.

I wouldn’t want to be that close to Paris Hilton.  If it were possible to communicate a disease through eye contact, then Paris Hilton would be its carrier.

He’s also been getting too close to a woman who’s not his wife.

But, as the LA Times helpfully points out, this extramarital affair probably won’t matter.

And why should it?

He’s a Democrat, so his heart’s obviously in the right place.