Track-A-’Crat: The Roll Call of Democratic Delinquency

Aaaahahahaha!

Ahahahahaa, hahah, haha, ha!

AHAHAHAhaha, hahah, ha, ahahahahah, hahahaha!

Aheh, huh, *sniff*, ahhh, that’s a good one, Al.

But WTF are you talking about, you big sack of cr*p?

Is this stupid tosser so intent on imposing his totalitarian green/red revolution on the world because he was bullied throughout his childhood, or because he wasn’t bullied enough?

Man, I wish I’d grown up near Planet Gore.

Yeah, Al Gore again, this time with added jowls.

It’s already been established that making things up is totally awesome for generating undeserved traffic – ironically, that post about the non-Obama thesis marked the first time, I think, that my site has been the number one hit on Google, for the search term “aristocracy reborn.”  Go on, give it a try!  I’ve no idea how my post came to be ranked above the places where I read the falsehood in the first place, but who cares: you don’t have to understand something to enjoy it.

So here’s another unsubstantiated but nevertheless oft-repeated rumor.  And it’s a good ‘un.  It goes like this: Al Gore, crushed by his entirely legitimate 2000 election defeat, had one heckuva nervous breakdown and was forced to recuperate somewhere secure, hence his temporary (and wonderful) disapperance from the public eye.  The indisputable part of this story is that, while incapacitated by insanity, Al got progressively fatter and beardier, as we all know.

My little addition to the tale then goes that, while no doubt having a swell time eating flies and p*ssing his pants, Al heard a voice warning him of the looming environmental apocalypse.

And the rest is history.  Al’s cult is almost certainly the largest and most rapidly growing sect in history.  He never acknowledges, let alone enters into debate with, any heretics, demanding total obedience from his adherants.

The most revealing aspect of Gore’s hysterical rantings, however, is not any reduction in emissions (which have been infintesimal, if they’ve even occurred at all) but his own massive enrichment.  The scale of which is scarcely believable.  Because Gore is on course to become the first so-called carbon billionaire.

And that’ll only be the first of his billions at our expense.

And a nightmare for those of us still resisting the junk science of global cooling global warming climate change imminent anthropogenic (but particularly American and conservative led) global meltdown chaos theory.

Please excuse the brevity of this post, but (1) the day job is kicking my tuckus, (2) this piece of news is so monumentally stupid that thinking about it is giving me a headache and (3) I’m pretty confident that no-one here needs my help in dissecting the lunacy of this ruling.

Fresh out of the United Kingdom today comes news that,

Judge rules that green views are the “same as religious beliefs” as sacked environmentalist wins legal battle.

Yeah, you read that right.  Though we’ve long known it, the faith dimension of the environmentalists has been fully recognized by the UK judiciary.  Does this mean that Al Gore can now officially be equated with the Son of God?

Cue the opening of the floodgates for a veritable sh*tstorm of entirely frivolous and wholly unnecessary lawsuits in the UK, not to mention reams of new legislation covering enviro-worship and affording these persecuted modern day prophets/martyrs with the protection of the State.

Once again, the UK is the trailblazer in setting moronic, not to mention insanely self-destructive, trends.

So how long will it be before this judicial masterpiece makes its way across the pond?

Cross-posted at The Green Room.

The irrepressible Al Gore, father of the internet and environmental scaremonger par excellence, is once again making himself useful, in ways that we can only wish that he wouldn’t.

It’s come to light that Gore advised Google about “search quality” a couple years ago.  Because Google, a fly-by-night band of business cowboys if ever I saw one, clearly knew nothing of the intricacies of the interweb back then and needed the expertise of Gore, the man whose eternal brilliance is blazing a pathway to enlightenment for all of humankind (of the Left-wing variety).

More than likely, this wasn’t about “search quality” per se, but more about the nasty fact that there’s a vibrant conservative presence online.  Which means that when the great unwashed attempt to seek out information for themselves, they could be presented with – gasp – conservative viewpoints.

Which wasn’t at all what Gore had in mind when, out of pure munificence, he created the internet.

It’s not just the ChiComs who censor the internet.  An increasing number of Western governments, perturbed by the power of cables and data to transfer power out of their hands and into those of the mob, are contemplating culls of threatening internet sites.  It may start with those displaying/offering obscene (and often criminal) content – although I’m of a mind to let such people go right ahead and advertise their depravities, before then prosecuting them – but it will move onto those provoking dissent or merely disagreement.

But the statists had better think carefully about revoking internet access from deviants such as us.  What would they rather: that we make fun of them indirectly through the web or that we buy some megaphones and start mocking them to their faces (or, as Innominatus points out, do something far less zen and Gandhi-like)?

…….

Actually.  Could I have had it so wrong all this time?  Megaphone city would be awesome.

I’m going to start writing posts about Al Gore more frequently, simply because there are so many photographs of him doing/looking/being ridiculous.  Screw the material, a montage of wacky Al antics is more than enough by itself.

But let’s not lose sight of the fact that Al Gore is the singular genius of our time.  The man who created the internet and “discovered” climate change, Al is a demi-god in the Left’s pantheon of secular deities, second only to the boy-king himself.

His unveiling of the climate change hoax, by the way, allows Al to circumvent the normal laws of gross hypocrisy and live in a house that consumes more than 20 times the national average power consumption, while simultaneously berating the rest of America for single-handedly bringing about the supposedly-imminent environmental apocalypse.

This totalitarianism-as-environmentalism theme is one that Barry’s constantly leg-humping, too, appealing as it does to his desire to control and redistribute everything.  Remember when the Commie-in-Chief said this:

We can’t drive our SUVs and you know, eat as much as we want and keep our homes on you know, 72 degrees at all times, and whether we’re living in the desert or we’re living in the tundra, and then just expect that every other country’s going say OK.

Yeah, I thought you would.  How he remained electable after stating something like that, in addition to the hundreds of other moments of intense self-flagellation, remains beyond me.

Al has not only enriched himself massively through this whole racket, but also his friends.  Take California start-up Fisker Automotive Inc., for example.  Despite being entirely unknown, this company has just received a $529 million US government loan to help build a hybrid sports car in Finland that will sell for about $89,000.

You read that right.  The company will be (1) given a half-billion dollars of our money, in order to (2) make a car outside of the USA that will be (3) far too expensive for most American consumers to purchase.

When we all lose our real jobs due to the Democrats’ master-plan to make us all state vassals in meaningless bureaucracies, I am going to make it my life’s mission to hound Al Gore into never leaving his house again.

PS – Thank you to reader RB for sending me the tip.

Chinless-wonder Al Gore, better known to all and sundry as the creator of the internet (until he defeats the environment, anyway), is at it again.

Having successfully driven off audiences in the US through his slobbering fixation with the mirage of climate change, Gore is increasingly venturing abroad to spread the wisdom of his rantings.

On this particular occasion, he was in Oxford (UK) at the Smith School World Forum on Enterprise and the Environment, where he stated that (regarding “climate change”),

“... it is the awareness itself that will drive the change and one of the ways it will drive the change is through global governance and global agreements.”

If this weren’t so scary, it would be funny.  In fact, I’m going to leave the funny to S.Weasel over at her site (and it is an awesome site), while I concentrate on the scary.

Climate change legislation is a fig leaf for global absolutism.  The Left desires for it to be the issue upon which the foundation of global governance is built, in the same way in which the supranational European Union was originally constructed around the coal & steel sector in 1951.

In their fantasy world,  “global governance” is the ultimate panacea.  One people, one world, one government!  All our problems will be solved through harmonious international cooperation!

Which begs the question: how can Lefties believe this?  Removing politics from the national to the supranational level will only p*ss people off even more.  Accountability will nosedive while corruption skyrockets.  If you think that the crooks in power are bad enough now, then just wait ’til they’re joined by a host of “leaders” from countries that make our decrepit democracies look like shining cities of gold.

Global governance has long been an explicitly left-wing objective.  This is nothing more than a modern update on an old theme.  Karl Marx maintained that nationalism was an artificial division, that it was class – and not the nation-state – of which people should be aware.  He propounded transnational alliances of the proletariat that disregarded national constraints, as later put into such spectacular and disastrous effect by Stalin, in order to realize his dream of a classless global society (i.e. where everyone is equally poor and miserable).

This rationale remains essentially unchanged, as Barry and the Democrats, through their fervor for “justice” and “fairness”, seek to finish what Marx started.

[Thanks to long-time reader, contributor and West Coast editor Voyska PVO for sending me the link to S. Weasel.]

Yeeeeeuck.

Al Gore doing his Dementor routine should not be lingered upon.

And neither should Earth Hour.  Let’s commune with Gaia!  Groovy, man!

Al, who has grown even wealthier off the back of his hsyterical weather rantings, committed the cardinal sin of ignoring Earth Hour.

For me, Earth Hour just happened to coincide with my scheduled testing of every electrical appliance in my apartment (which also necessitated leaving said appliances on for at least an hour to be absolutely sure of their working condition).

Funny how ideas like Earth Hour can end up being counterproductive, isn’t it?

That’s as close as I can get to guessing the sound being emitted by Gorezilla.

Perhaps someone had had the temerity to question his divinely-ordained views on global warming, the weather, cow farts, sorry, climate change again.

Confidence is one’s own views is healthy.  Refusing to acknowledge the possibility of any alternative is not.

(Doofus.)

Al Gore, during a television interview with CNN host Wolf Blitzer that aired on March 9, 1999, modestly claimed that:

“During my service in the US Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.”

Quite a statement there, Al.

I could not be less interested in what he meant or intended by this, I’m just looking at the words straight from the horse’s mouth.

“Defeating” climate change is a worthy follow-up to such a singular achievement.