Bad Bottom Cleavage
This was the man-made disaster that blighted the landscape at Heathrow airport when I went to pick up my wife just over a week ago. Note, if you will, the elegant looking probably-from-Asia/of-Asian-descent lady on the left, in neat juxtaposition with the clueless Brit on the right.
How can you not be aware that you’re flashing your crack at all and sundry?
Wouldn’t the feeling of the breeze on your bare flesh be enough warning of over-exposure?
And don’t forget to check out the sheer girth of his ass:
So, so glad that he shared it with the rest of us in the terminal.
By the way, no matter how awesome phones get – and the iPhone is pretty dang sweet – I’m not sure that it’ll ever be possible to subtly take a photo using one. I hardly looked inconspicuous standing behind this guy trying to take a snap of his rump while pretending to be on the phone (although it didn’t help that I’d then look at my phone and snigger – racist! – every so often…).
Will update the site with something worth updating about soon, promise.
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May 25th, 2010 at 07:03
Yer Back Track?
Let me tell you, its been pretty grim here in Bloglandia without your sly wit to help skewer the Demoncrats.
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May 25th, 2010 at 07:04
OH BTW Barney Fwanker has been up to his usual weasely twicks.
http://libertarianadvocate.blogspot.com/2010/05/cross-post-from-for-what-its-worth-two.html
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May 25th, 2010 at 09:22
Hey!, you’re back, welcome!
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May 25th, 2010 at 13:42
ohhhh and …. ahhh … yeah thanks so very much for that visual (heave)
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May 25th, 2010 at 20:45
Hi,
Good to see a post from you again, even if it was at the expense of a butt crack.
Hope all is well.
May 25th, 2010 at 20:59
Long time no see man! As for the pic, heck I live in a gang infested area of Sacramento and that’s eye candy compared to what I see every day here.
May 26th, 2010 at 01:51
Can you say butt ugly?
May 26th, 2010 at 02:56
You moved all the way to England to see something you could have seen here at Walmart? Oh well, nice to see you posting again.
May 28th, 2010 at 07:31
Ya know, it never occurred to me before, but you are absolutely right–those people with the giant swaths of exposed flab HAVE to know it’s hanging out. Maybe they know something we don’t, and a brisk breeze on the butt is a glorious thing.
I don’t think I’m going to try to verify that, though.
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May 28th, 2010 at 18:01
You know, they make these things now for the girls to cover their crack when wearing low rise jeans. Maybe he could buy a dozen? The ass patch. rofl! Hope all is well with you, Trac. Great to hear from you again. Even if it was about asses.
May 29th, 2010 at 14:14
Maybe the guy just finished prayers at his local Mosque?
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May 31st, 2010 at 13:33
Hey, this was worthwhile!
May 31st, 2010 at 14:05
Track,
Good to see you can take time out form that cushy Conservative government post you have garnered. I constantly listen to Yes, Minister! replays on my iPod and think of you.
That said, you and your faithful should trundle over to Woodsterman’s blog” to see an ongoing array of THE MOST KITSCH photos in what he calls his “Walmart Weddings” or just plain “Walmart” series.
Your photo is funny, but[t] by comparison, his collection makes the gent shown here almost urbane.
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May 31st, 2010 at 14:06
*sigh*
There’s an HTML class starting at the local community college next week..and I think I’ll enroll.
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May 31st, 2010 at 23:31
Had you not said where this was taken, I would have assumed it was at Wal Mart.
Just as a safety reminder kids, “Crack Kills!”
June 1st, 2010 at 14:50
Somebody should’ve slot-machined him.
A quarter down the crack would’ve waked him up from his NC-17 rated sojourn to the airport.
BTW, good to see you still banging around Track. Keep on keepin’ on homie.
June 1st, 2010 at 15:41
Guys, great to hear from you all! Thanks for checking in!
I’ve just moved into a flat in ******* and the internet connection is just about non-existent. Which is obviously awesome, particularly for when I’m supposed to be working from home.
Some real news soon, once I’ve decided how much I can safely post…
June 13th, 2010 at 21:38
No way a person wouldn’t be aware. Maybe that’s how people like this get some. Who knows.
You can point to anything in the [non-existent] Sears catalog and someone wants to sleep with it.
Looking forward to your point of view from across the pond. Has England’s national HC actually stopped doing joint replacement and cataract surgery?
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June 17th, 2010 at 20:22
You’re back!!!!! I have really missed you!!!!
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July 20th, 2010 at 11:12
Linked you. Miss your posts too. Be safe.
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August 14th, 2010 at 01:08
Hey Track – great to see you post again! Hope you’re well.. we’ve missed you, to be sure.
You know, though… if I wanted to see a picture of an ugly, fat, ass… I could Google Alan Grayson any time!
Be well…
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August 14th, 2010 at 23:07
Bout Time!
Glad to have you back. Now updating the Blog Roll at ORPO!
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