Bad Bottom Cleavage
May 25th, 2010
This was the man-made disaster that blighted the landscape at Heathrow airport when I went to pick up my wife just over a week ago. Note, if you will, the elegant looking probably-from-Asia/of-Asian-descent lady on the left, in neat juxtaposition with the clueless Brit on the right.
How can you not be aware that you’re flashing your crack at all and sundry?
Wouldn’t the feeling of the breeze on your bare flesh be enough warning of over-exposure?
And don’t forget to check out the sheer girth of his ass:
So, so glad that he shared it with the rest of us in the terminal.
By the way, no matter how awesome phones get – and the iPhone is pretty dang sweet – I’m not sure that it’ll ever be possible to subtly take a photo using one. I hardly looked inconspicuous standing behind this guy trying to take a snap of his rump while pretending to be on the phone (although it didn’t help that I’d then look at my phone and snigger – racist! – every so often…).
Will update the site with something worth updating about soon, promise.
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