Umm… What?

Sorry, pardon my rightwingese, I do of course mean tea-bagger, in the crude vernacular of the Left.
I dunno. I leave the US and, all of a sudden, Pelosi parties. My mind’s struggling to comprehend the ultimate paradox of Pelosi castigating the leviathan bureaucracy in whose gestation she’s played a constant role.
This gigantic admission that the Emperor has no clothes is as stunning as it is stupid. Seeing as how Democrats = big government and how big government = big waste, the end result is obviously that the Democrats are an even f*cking bigger waste of time than anyone had previously suspected.
How do they intend to allay the concerns of those who recognize the appalling profligacy of government parasites? By denouncing their own hideous creations? By cutting such indispensable positions as diversity officers? By becoming conservatives?
I’m not holding my breath.
PS – Look at Gordo go! He’s obviously been taking intensive courses on trying to appear less repulsive to the fairer sex. Still, the inescapable grab-by-the-shoulders-and-lunge technique is favored only by drunkards and rapists. Best learn a new trick or two, Gordon. Ladies, how would you feel if this shambling monstrosity were invading your personal space?
March 5th, 2010 at 14:16
It looks to me that Nancy is pursing her lips ‘just in case’!
Hope all is well with you.
March 6th, 2010 at 02:36
Well, you can’t really see where Nan’s right hand is in that picture. The real question is, ”In the next shot is Gordo grinning or grimacing?” Gives a whole new meaning to the grip-and-grin picture, doesn’t it?
March 8th, 2010 at 22:27
Welcome back Track!
He might be a “shambling monstrosity,” but Nancy is not without her defenses. She is not pursing her lips to kiss, she is preparing to fire a mist of botulism toxin, of which she has an ample supply.
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March 11th, 2010 at 22:54
WOW…. What a PERFECT couple they make. Two of the most harebrained politicians to ascend to high office, together at last.
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March 13th, 2010 at 01:48
[...] tip of the fedora to Track-A-Crat who comments [Hello, Mr. Chips! Welcome back.]: Look at Gordo go! He’s obviously been taking intensive [...]
March 13th, 2010 at 10:01
Yo Track! Yeah, you leave and all dogs go to Pelosi!
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March 13th, 2010 at 20:22
A match made in someone’s version of Heaven?
No, didn’t think so.
Good to see you, Track, hope all is well with you and yours!
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March 13th, 2010 at 22:45
Wonderful to have you back!
Goodness, I just about had a seizure when I saw the pic. Peas & carrots?
March 14th, 2010 at 14:53
I have to disagree with Scott Brown–I think the Tea Parties really ARE a conservative movement, not just people looking for something new and different.
So would someone please explain what the Coffee Party is about? They are against the Tea Party, so they want…things just the way Obama and Pelosi have them? That would make them Democrats, yes?
Or are they just trying to be snarky and contrarian and too-clever-by-half?
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March 14th, 2010 at 16:56
As I said in my posting that trackedback:
Hello, Mr. Chips! Welcome back.
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March 14th, 2010 at 17:11
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March 14th, 2010 at 19:42
Guys, good to hear from you all and nice to see that you’re checking in from time to time!
This isn’t the start of regular blogging again – I’m working pretty much 24/7 at the moment – but I couldn’t let the photo pass without comment. It’s not every day that Medusa and Swamp Thing come face-to-face.
Apologies for being cryptic, but I’m doing just about what I was hoping to be doing in the UK. Can’t say more than that for now (well, I could, but I’m trying to keep the whole anonymous thing going) although I’ll think of a sly way to update you sometime soon.
I’ve not read anything about Barry for the last two weeks, and it’s amazing how good that feels. Not exposing yourself to his horrific incompetence and immaturity really does work wonders for one’s general sense of well-being.
I take it that he’s still busy farting around and being as cr*p as ever?
March 21st, 2010 at 16:12
oops, I didn’t check here for some time and now you are popping up with pertinent (and cryptic) posting
Do keep us in your loop, ‘crat.
You have been sorely missed, sir!
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March 23rd, 2010 at 17:57
It’s a good day in hell.
March 24th, 2010 at 14:07
Call to battle:
http://thecrosssection.com/2010/03/24/we-have-only-begun-to-fight/
March 25th, 2010 at 21:44
Barry? Yea, exponentially worse and more Fascist by the day.
Today he said they plan to do a lot more things (read: evil) that will be met with heavy resistance (read: people with brains)
but that these things must be done for the American people.
November will not come fast enough.
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March 27th, 2010 at 07:42
Hey Track, good to see you rocking out, even if it’s just one post.
Anyway, you should of course be shot for putting the Nancy/Gordie picture up as the sight of these lovebirds huddling together is like watching two monkeys trying to copulate with a football. I nearly projectile vomited on my screen, homie.
Seriously, good post man. Take care over in jolly ole England.
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March 31st, 2010 at 15:10
Hope all is well for you…wish you were here to straighten things out…but I guess they need you there as well! ~Janine
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April 6th, 2010 at 23:20
Hi Trac I hope all is well with you back in UK.
I agree that the less one looks or reads about barry obumbles, the better one feels. I try to keep my blood pressure
normal looking at cute videos.
You’re lucky in one month you can vot gordoom out!
If he ever approached me with that ugly, slobbering, droopy mug, I’m mace him.
I hope you had a Lovely Easter.
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May 6th, 2010 at 15:58
I have missed you and your delicious snarkiness, Trac!!!!
Welcome back… hugs and chocolate from Arizona, the land of illegal aliens.
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