Janet Napolitano – Dressed For Success
Yeah, I know that everyone and his dog is crapping all over Janet Napolitano’s invisible intelligence (click here for easily the best title on the ‘net -- yes, the whole ‘net -- regarding her claim that some random Euro beating up the poor little Nigerian is proof positive that DHS anti-terror measures are working better than ever), but I’d like to analyze a different aspect of the interview.
Namely, WTF is she wearing?
Since when has the turtleneck plus tan leather jacket (almost certainly a fake, too, judging by its plasticky appearance and sh*te hang) combo ever been a good idea? Has Jan not bought any clothes since the 1970s? Or was she deliberately going for the oldschool porno look?
What a frackin’ mess. And let’s not even get started on her toilet-brush haircut, either.
If someone can’t be trusted to dress themselves without *cough*Michelle Obama*cough* f*cking it all up to hell and back, don’t put them in charge of the nation’s security, Barry.
Read some of the comments over at I Hate The Media (linked to above), should you go over there. Napolitano really is only a hair-net away from being the ultimate personification of the school dinner lady…
PS -- Should Jan be the next comrade to be chucked under the bus, guess where some people think she might resurface. Makes perfect sense, really, for this administration.
December 30th, 2009 at 18:46
Yeah, she looks like the “bad cop” of a good cop/bad cop TV crime drama from the ’70s.
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December 30th, 2009 at 19:31
You do know she’s a lesbian, right? I see lots of flabby, fiftyish lesbians dressed like this as they go into the bar across from our library.
Apparently, they think the so-called “bull dyke” look that was stupid in the 70s is somehow sexy now.
My question when I saw her was, “Where’s Starsky?”
December 30th, 2009 at 20:09
There’s stupid, and there’s scary stupid. Guess what category she belongs to?
She does look like a reject from a Dirty Harry movie.
December 30th, 2009 at 20:12
If clothes make the woman then Janet and Michelle must go to the back of the bus, oops, meant back of the line. If she is replaced the same type will take her place for Obama know no other.
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December 30th, 2009 at 21:12
Is it Mark Steyn who refers to her as ‘Incompetano?’ Guess her JOB isn’t the only thing at which she’s not competent (yes, I did type that sentence to end with ‘at’ – didn’t want you to think I’m as big a dumbass as she is).
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December 30th, 2009 at 21:27
The Nappy nit wit can’t dress any better than anything else she does. That’s an interesting scenario that obugger will throw her under the bus to have her resurface on the Supreme Court…He’s done crazier things, so who knows.
The whole lot of them are beyond incompetent.
I hope you have a Very Happy New Year!
PS: she reminds me of the dykier broad from cagney and lacy.
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December 31st, 2009 at 10:03
innominatus – give her a fake mustache (or maybe she can grow a real one?) and the image is complete.
democratsarefascists – yep, I know. I think it might be more accurate to call her asexual, though. Or hermaphroditic, perhaps.
Matt – both. And she qualifies for the unpretty category, too.
Ron – yep, plenty more automatons where she came from.
KC – highfalutin grammar, indeed! Doesn’t using “at which” or other such constructions to avoid ending sentences with a preposition make you feel ever so slightly better than other people? I know it does for me…
Bunni – the thought of her joining the Perfect Affirmative Action Baby on the Supreme Court makes me nauseous.
December 31st, 2009 at 10:05
She’s going for the same look that Michael Dukakis did many moons ago during the Blizzard of 1978. 4+ feet of snow fell in 24 hours. State was literally frozen and motionless. Dukakis was Governor at the time, giving daily TV addresses to update the situation.
In cardigan sweaters. I remember his people saying they thought it made him more relateable to the residents of MA. Fireside-chat, comfy cozy at home kind of thing.
It failed for him too.
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December 31st, 2009 at 10:49
She looks like a women’s softball coach. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
January 2nd, 2010 at 00:12
Must have asked Ms Rogers for help. She always helps FLOTUS.
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January 2nd, 2010 at 23:06
I had her as a pick for the Supreme Court. She’s stupid enough.
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January 2nd, 2010 at 23:07
PS- THe asshole though found someone even dumber, and who is also a racist.
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January 5th, 2010 at 12:33
This post made me laugh out loud. Other than her appearance, her speech seemed a little slurred to me. i’ve never heard her speak before, but to me she seemed like she could’ve been a bit tipsy.
the system worked? I can’t believe she even said that.
January 6th, 2010 at 07:53
I do not know how she did it, but she made Bernanke look good this year.
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January 6th, 2010 at 08:51
Look, that’s just how old ladies dress. I, for one, am quite happy that she’s not spending any tax money on some sort of stylist/wardrobe specialist. You can’t polish a turd.
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January 6th, 2010 at 09:41
Track – I’m just happy I remember a few of the grammar lessons I got from my grandmother and mom!
Bill – I am a half generation behind those old ladies, and NOT ONE dresses like this. My schoolteacher relatives usually made their own clothes (and mine, for awhile) and they were in style, classy and flattering. This woman HAS no class and very little style…sorta like the rest of these pukes.
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