Desiree Rogers – Better Than You
Modeling the most douche-tastic look that I think I’ve ever seen, above, is Desiree Rogers.
She is, ahem, the Busiest Woman in Washington, as you’ll no doubt recall, and the person responsible for letting a couple of randoms crash Barry’s party the other week.
There are certain things about which it is unnecessary to know anything more than your gut instinct. One is tofu. Another is Michael Moore.
And then there is anyone who uses the collar-grabbed, lips-pursed, or eyebrows-raised look that just screams, “I’m better than you. Serfs.”
Those looks are bad enough individually, yet Desiree Rogers here achieves what was previously thought impossible by amalgamating them all into one grotesque display of unwarranted superiority.
As far as the anatomy of a douchebag goes, this guy ain’t got nuthin’ on Ms. Rogers.
UPDATE I: I’ve just woken up and p*ssed myself off all over again by glancing at this moron. Why is she holding her collar like that? What does it achieve? Was there a chilly breeze inside the room where the pic was taken? Or is it officially “cool”?
UPDATE II: Though now The First African-American White House Social Secretary, for which we must all give eternal thanks, Rogers was previously, and I quote,
What, I hear you ask, the f*ck is one of those?
I don’t have a clue, but Desiree’s so awesome that she was the president of it. Judging from that press release, however, it’s pretty clear that she was paid to arse around on Facebook, MySpace, Twitter and the wider web all day long. Which is about as productive as anything ever “achieved” by diversity officers, another artificial job construct from the pit of socialism that is now somehow critical to a company’s success. It was also a newly created position, just for Desiree, so a huge dollop of cronyism was doubtlessly involved. Ah, the Chicago way…
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December 19th, 2009 at 23:39
From what I hear, the PM of India requested their presence (friends from some polo club or something), and Rogers (as well as the FLOTUS) decided to not issue the invitation.
That said, does that hideous rag she’s wearing have a hose coming out of the back?
December 20th, 2009 at 00:02
i thought this was bruno, just back from the caribbean, glad you set me straight.
December 20th, 2009 at 00:35
I forget the ‘title’ she holds at the ‘House’? But whatever it may be,this photo is abosolutely tasteless when a person represents the White House in an official manner no matter who resides there!
But then again thinking on who does reside there,I guess just more of the same – tasteless.
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December 20th, 2009 at 01:20
Anon – welcome! I hope that what you say is correct, as that makes the Dear Leader/FLOTUS look even more petty and clueless. Lord only knows what’s she wearing, although I think it might have been inspired by some kind of superhero costume.
J – ouch. But now you mention it…
Christopher – she’s the White House social secretary, so it was her mess at the recent party. As for the photo – I didn’t think it possible for anything inanimate to drip with this much arrogance.
December 20th, 2009 at 04:01
Not good enough to kiss my salt encrusted, buck skin ass! And I have slutty girlfriends from the past that have more character than this worthless cunt could even dream about. Got that Barry O’Shitstain the commie faggot.
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December 20th, 2009 at 09:32
My 16 year old says she’s “pretty hot, for a 50 year old”. So, she’s got that going for her.
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December 20th, 2009 at 10:20
I liked this look better when it was called ‘Blue Steel’.
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December 20th, 2009 at 11:57
She’s holding her collar like that because her coat doesn’t have buttons. She can’t afford them on a measly government salary. And she probably can’t afford undergarments either, which may quite possibly explain the ‘experience’ at ’social networking’ thing, if you get my drift.
Just a guess.
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December 20th, 2009 at 12:26
Hey Glenn, Don’t hold back,,lmao
Merry Christmas all.
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December 20th, 2009 at 15:21
What a beetch. I can just hear here think….Mmmm hmmm You sho can’t handle this.
Here’s my feeling, Desiree: I’m betting you have a stick and barrys underneath that coat.
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December 20th, 2009 at 17:07
In Chicago she was the spokeshag for Peoples Gas Co., another horrid entity that gouges customers. She’s a crazy bitch and dresses like a bag lady. Like all of obummers friends, she thinks she’s special. Michelle Malkin wrote about her background too….another drag queen looking poser.
Fits in really well with obumbles and the mrs satchquatch.
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December 20th, 2009 at 18:46
I’ve seen her type before personally and their arrogance is only exceeded by their ignorance. They are the “know-it-all” and “know-nothings” rolled into one. A pathetic combination, and one that abuses power.
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December 20th, 2009 at 23:55
She is the dumbass who selected the IPOD for the Queen. nuff said
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December 21st, 2009 at 09:30
She looks rather androgonous. Notthatthere’sanythingwrongwiththat.
She must also be the person who selected the – ahem – gifts for the British Prime Minister and his children.
Another unqualified nincompoop in the White house.
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December 21st, 2009 at 11:28
Glenn – have you read many of skiri’ki’s comments yet? I think that you two will get on famously…
Kitty – the claws are out! That one’s gotta hurt!
Christopher – thank you, a very Merry Christmas to you, too.
Snarky – add in waving her index finger from left to right (plus maybe an “oh no you din’t“) and the image is complete.
Bunni – so she has a track record of leeching off whatever’s around. Awesome.
Ron – great phrase (know it all & know nothing rolled into one), very apt.
mcnorman – facepalm of the highest order for choosing that gift.
Kris – yep, her credentials are as fantastic as the rest of its current occupants.
December 21st, 2009 at 14:51
Great Post! I really like your blog – keep up the good job!!
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