Larry Langford, One-Man Crime Wave
Yep.
It’s Larry Langford, again.
This guy just cannot resist immersing himself in corruption. Having been convicted on 60 of 101 fraud, corruption and bribery charges (I’m amazed that he didn’t subsequently make the claim that he was 40-odd percent innocent), claiming that he was the victim of racism and that he was treated him worse than Dahmer and Hilter, Langford is now the guest star in another lawsuit, this one brought by Sandra Howard
Whoa there, Larry! Slow down some. You’re hogging all the attention and not leaving enough time for anyone else to enjoy Alabama’s criminal justice system.
This isn’t the first time that Providence directed Larry to the right machines at exactly the right moments, either. Also from the article:
The suit echoes claims in an unresolved 2007 suit filed by Cynthia Teel against VictoryLand. In that case, an Oct. 23, 2008, affidavit from a VictoryLand employee says officials at the Shorter facility manipulated a machine to guarantee payouts to certain people, including Langford, from 2006 to 2008.
Scandals are attracted to this guy like flies to sh*t. Who knows what the fixed bingo payouts were all about? Satisfying his personal greed and buying political favors go without saying, but then why use the public rigmarole of bingo? Why not a traditional stuffed envelope? Could this be money-laundering?
At this point – facing over 800 years in jail already – Langford might as well ‘fess up. Why not claim the credit for Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance too? What are the Feds gonna do – increase your sentence?
Go for it, Larry! Break the millennium-in-prison barrier!
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December 9th, 2009 at 11:29
Wonder if ole Larry received a Form W-2G for those gambling earnings? I’m sure he’s the kinda guy that reports ALL of his income, including income from any less-than-legal endeavors. Of course with that (D) after his name, the Geithner-Daschle Exception applies.
December 9th, 2009 at 13:31
What a loser!
December 9th, 2009 at 13:41
RofC – the Geithner-Daschle exception is incredibly flexible, isn’t it? No doubt they excuse themselves from paying taxes as they deign to share their wisdom with us (so what more must they give?), and spend every precious minute working to rescue us from the rising tides.
skiri’ki – Lucky loser! He “won” at bingo! Not to mention winning a mammoth stay in the slammer…
December 9th, 2009 at 14:09
Larry Langford rulez.
Track, I’m loving every post you make about this guy. Just when you think you’re done with the Langford’s magnificent malfeasance, it just bubbles right back up.
Amazing, dude.
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December 9th, 2009 at 16:47
I would just like to remind everyone on this blog that YOU’RE ALL RACISTS! I don’t even know the color of your skin, but I feel comfortable making this claim because you dare to criticize a black man in politics. Shame! (Keep up the Langford stuff, Track. This guy is unbelievable.)
In the meantime, no one should exhale either. The CO2 you discharge is killing our planet! So everyone hold their breath…
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December 9th, 2009 at 17:09
KS – thank you kindly. I fear that the Larry Langford well is now running dry, alas.
Will try to find some more dirt, though…
(And magnificent malfeasance – nice turn of phrase!)
Sir RonJ – love it. I don’t know anything about you except that you’re a RACIST.
A racist RACIST! RAAAAACIST!
R-R-R-RRRR-RACIST!
You put your RACIST arm in,
Your RACIST arm out,
In out, in out, you shake it all about,
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around,
That’s what it’s all about,
Hey!