Worse Than Hitler And Dahmer
You might remember this guy – Larry Langford, the former mayor of Birmingham, AL – from two posts ago.
He has almost successive entries due to the fact that he is possibly the biggest idiot to have featured on my site. With competition of the caliber of Jimmy Carter, Diane Watson, Eddie Perez and John Wiley Price, that’s not a title that I bandy about lightly.
But Langford is deserving of the accolade. Faced with 101 indictments, and convicted on 60 of them, Langford is already looking at an extravagant 800+ year prison sentence.
But that wasn’t enough for him.
So after the conclusion of his trial, Langford and his wife cleverly held an impromptu press conference, where his wife Melva claimed that,
Hitler wasn’t treated this bad.
Before Larry himself jumped in with,
Jeffrey Dahmer wasn’t treated this bad.
They could’ve done a better job of picking out random criminals. You’re not going to garner much sympathy by comparing yourself to Hitler or Dahmer, no matter what the context. If, on the other hand, they’d said that they were being treated harshly compared to, say, Bill Clinton, then it might’ve had some impact.
Anyway, Glennon F. Threatt Jr., one of Langford’s lawyers, was not best pleased with the outbursts, deducing that it could mean additional time behind bars for Langford:
You know that you’re stupid when even your lawyer calls you stupid.
PS – A much larger version of the pic above can be viewed here. Holding a sign with “cycle of stupidity” written on it above your own head is not the most sound strategy that I’ve ever come across.
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December 7th, 2009 at 11:52
At least you can say that he’s not as bright as Hitler or Dahmer!
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December 7th, 2009 at 13:02
Hey Track, Thanks for this post,,I am still laughing as I type. At least stupid are good for something.
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December 7th, 2009 at 13:13
Oh my gosh! What’s a city to do? NO ZOO!? NO DOMED STADIUM?!! It’s Armageddon! Turn off the lights and lock the door on your way out. Birmingham is done for!
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December 7th, 2009 at 13:28
lol! Arby, you read my mind.
December 7th, 2009 at 14:03
Interesting the guy and his wife compares him to some of the worlds most vile creatures!
You can’t cure stupid, evah!
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December 7th, 2009 at 15:30
Some people really are too stupid to live. Why can’t the climate change nutjobs take these kinds of people and do something with them. This kind of stupid must increase a carbon footprint exponentially.
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December 7th, 2009 at 17:08
“You know that you’re stupid when even your lawyer calls you stupid.”
Case study for law students.
Do you think he was this stupid since birth or perhaps we should give him the benefit of doubt and say he was dropped?
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December 7th, 2009 at 23:15
Proof – welcome! I’ll add your site to my blogroll.
Arby – heh, I know. However will Birmingham survive without those projects and all the associated graft for Langford’s cronies?
Meadow – yeah, not exactly the best of choices. Charles Manson was probably next on their list.
Kris – Love it: stupidity that dense must result in a heavier load of carbon emissions. And government can never be too big for the Left as they need all the taxpayer-funded employment for oxygen-thieves like this who would never be able to secure/keep a job in the productive sector of the economy.
mcnorman – Definitely dropped, and hit every branch of the stupid tree on his way down, too.
December 8th, 2009 at 02:37
Is his wife being treated like Eva Braum? What a dope. Compare yourselves to a couple of the worse human beings in human history. Then again, with the moral relativism that the left holds to, they were folk heros that were misunderstood.
April 8th, 2010 at 17:09
I think his wife is just standing by her man. But I believe his attorney, as brilliant as he is, told LL to shut his mouth. LL, although smart, but being the loudmouth that he is, probably disregarded his attorney’s advise and began to spew garbage from his mouth, thusly pissing off a federal judge. Mr. Threatt, in an attempt to not just come right out and say that his client was a moron with oral diarrhea, maintained his decorum and simply expressed his displeasure with what his client said. Lose lips sink ships…