Alexandra Kerry – Hot Or Not?
I know that you shouldn’t make fun of how people look.
It’s not big and it’s not clever. They can’t help it. There’s someone for everyone, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it’s what’s inside that counts, etc, etc.
Nevertheless, when I read that John Kerry’s daughter, Alexandra, had been busted for DUI in LA, I was prepping some jokes of poor taste. Y’know, about how DC is supposed to be Hollywood for ugly people, not vice-versa. About how the best thing that John Kerry’s daughters could inherit from daddy would be his (wife’s) wealth.
And so on.
But then I saw this pic.
Turns out, the apple can fall pretty damn far from the tree, after all.
Doesn’t mean we can’t mock her for being dumb enough to DUI, though.
UPDATE: Although… head-on shots apparently reveal more of her father’s features. That, plus the twins and her panties (in a non-porno but still kinda NSFW-ish way)…
November 19th, 2009 at 20:22
Have to say she does look hot, definately not a chip off the ole block. As for the DUI, I would let her slide on that young people are intitled to a few mistakes.
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November 19th, 2009 at 20:34
I think it is “Hot because she is tall and thin and you can see through her clothes” mostly. But then I am a woman, and more critical…
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November 19th, 2009 at 20:40
Well after more than a few beers at a bar I’d likely be willing to go home with her, but I’d call a cab cause I know she can’t drive now, and ah doan wanna a git a Douiee</i)
BTW: Sly way to get in a Rule 5 Post mate.
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November 19th, 2009 at 22:21
She’s 36, which is well past the “young people make mistakes” stage of life. Just sayin’.
November 19th, 2009 at 22:23
I see a nip..
November 19th, 2009 at 22:49
Woof. What a dog. Tacky clothing. Looks too much like dad. No thanks.
November 20th, 2009 at 00:16
Married guy saying eh.
Though, the 14 year-old that lives in my head agrees wholeheartedly with RayGun.
November 20th, 2009 at 00:34
The head-on shot is much more revealing, TAC, and it appealed to MY inner 14 year-old as well!
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November 20th, 2009 at 00:35
Rule 5 is da-bomb, Track, you should email me on my hittage for he stupid Prejean stuff….BTW, somewhat hot here, esp. the see-thru top, lol.
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November 20th, 2009 at 11:13
Hot or not. If she has the same politics as her dad, shes a nut case and needs to be watched. Who knows what kinda films will come out of this director/producer.
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November 20th, 2009 at 11:50
The better description for her is drunk and stupid.
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November 20th, 2009 at 13:31
From the neck down she looks okay. Especially in some of the NSFW pics I’ve seen…but…my gawd that long, doleful Kerry face…
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November 20th, 2009 at 17:55
Geeze, this makes me cringe. I’ll bet you ANYTHING she didn’t know that fabric would photograph that way. (Although the designer or stylist or whomever should have known and told her!) A vaguely similar thing happened to me years ago at a party (but PLEASE note I was wearing a proper undergarment!! Yes–NOTE that!! It was very proper!!) A certain fabric, even doubled up, under a flash will be see through even though you can examine it close up in all lights and can’t see through it at all. Fashion disaster.
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November 20th, 2009 at 19:28
You guys just like her “whinnie!”
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November 20th, 2009 at 19:29
Sonic, it’s obvious that the stylist set her up.
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November 20th, 2009 at 20:34
McNorman–the stylist must have been a republican!
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November 21st, 2009 at 10:39
She has the same poor taste as Daddy.
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November 21st, 2009 at 11:06
The word ‘butterface’ comes to mind.
Still, beauty for this liberal drunk is just a lightswitch away.
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November 21st, 2009 at 13:00
So, the scales were tipping in the direction of acceptably hot-ish, until Arby, Lightning Man and King Shamus (who wins the award for most cutting comment – that one hurts) dragged them back onto an even keel.
As for me, there’s just a little too much John in Alexandra. Unless dad looks like a really hot chick (which opens another can of worms entirely), I wouldn’t want any girl to too strongly resemble their father.
November 25th, 2009 at 17:19
Yuck–I can see her boob tape.
Definitely a butter face.
November 29th, 2009 at 15:26
Judging by the large number of comments it just goes to show that big t*** get big hits. Way to go!