A Day In The Life Of Michelle Obama
Yawwwwwwwn.
Time to wake up, put on my $500+
and go for a
Once that’s done comes a quick change from Shorts Outfit #1 (dog-walking gear) to Shorts Outfit #2 (tourist gear)
before heading back to DC again
Fun’s over: now for the serious stuff.
So, armed with a $900 (or was it $6,000?) handbag
I’m now ready to face world leaders
and their better-halves
Though sparse, I spend what little free time I have after making sacrifices for everyone else tending to my lead-ridden veggie patch
and reading
Great day so far! I feel
and not
Being FLOTUS, I can call on some help in preparing dinner
before putting on my glad-rags
and hitting the town.
Some haters criticized my choice of clothing, given what was scheduled for before cocktails -- it’s enough to make me
Just time for a quick prayer
before catching some zzz’s (6:17 -- 6:37)
and dreaming of Utopia.
PS -- I’ve just found out that the clip above is un-embeddable, but it’s still up at YouTube and is well worth watching Michelle give in to the Sandman during the funeral proceedings…
November 9th, 2009 at 06:06
Michelle is a true stunner and on top of that educated, intelligent and classy as anything. It must pain the haters to know that such a woman is married to our President and living in the White House so the only way they can vent their hate is in disrespecting a beautiful woman.
Michelle has singlehandedly knocked down every single negative stereotype thrown at black women over the centuries. She ain’t doing drugs, she ain’t no baby mama, she ain’t living in the projects, there are no sleazy dirty stories from disgruntled boyfriends, no smutty pictures hanging around on the internet. On top of that, she is a beautiful looking brown skinned woman that a lot of BLACK women can relate to her and feel a connection – that dark skinned women who don’t have piles of weave and wind machines behind them can also snag tonight’s star prize.
Get a life,people. Michelle Obama doesn’t even know that you exist and here you are expending precious moments of YOUR life being an utter fool. You heard me, this woman does not even know that you exist and if she did I doubt she’d even care. Get a hobby, do some charity work, grow your own vegetables, become a mentor, join the gym, do anything that will get you a life. Michelle’s living her life so go on and live yours.
November 9th, 2009 at 08:15
You’d think with her 25 personal assistants, someone could give this woman some fashion tips. Love the red Alice-in-Wonderland number with the too-small sweater. Classy.
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November 9th, 2009 at 10:21
Ha ha, thanks jjb, good one! You got my day off to a winning start. I can tell when someone’s being heavily sarcastic, don’t you worry.
WriterX – couldn’t quite put my finger on it, but Alice-in-Wonderland is exactly what it is. Would’ve been a great Halloween costume.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:22
WriterX, Michelle dresses for herself not the American nation. People need to please themselves and stop worrying about how their clothes appear to others.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:25
Track a cat, I’m glad to have made your day. You can interpret my comments as sarcasm but you and the rest of the posters who will be creeping in soon know that it is the God’s honest truth.
None of you can deal with a woman like Michelle and none of you would know how to so you mock her clothes and her cardigan which probabyl costs more than the stuff you have in your entire closet.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:29
jjb- She may not know each of us personally, but she does know we exist. WE are called the American people, and she is using us as her personal checkbook. While she and Maobama touted how bad the economy was, and maybe we should all cut back just a bit, they let the taxpayer foot a night out to the theater in New York.
I should not be surprised, I suppose. All Libs are the same. Do as I say, not as I do. Need a list of examples? Al Gore, Robert Kennedy, Arianna Huffington, the list goes on and on. Truly a bunch of Limousine Liberals.
Your are right in one respect, jjb. She could not care less about us, the American people, whether she knows us or not. If she did, then why would she,during the campaign, say she is FINALLY proud of her country? And if she is not a “Baby Mama”, as you put it, why did she introduce Maobama as “My Baby Daddy” during the campaign?
I do have a life, a GOOD one. I give to charity(and not just for a photo op). Don’t worry, I still have time to point out Michelle’s hypocrisy.
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November 9th, 2009 at 10:32
jjb, thou protest too much. SHE doesn’t even know that YOU exist either, so take a pill. Y’all spent 8 years “hatin’” on Laura Bush all because she was old and had gray hair. I don’t “hate” MicHELLe. But, she is not the beauty y’all claim she is. She has no fashion sense at all and she is full of hate. She is no role model, not if I had a daughter. The whole fake caring thing and how they’re just like everybody else. Yeah, riiiiight. I’ve never owned a handbag that cost any more than $25. PUH-leeze. You fuckers are the racists because you’re only reason for defending her is because she’s a black woman. She’s amazon woman. No grace, no beauty and definitely no class. They keep proving that last point over and over again. The reason there are no stories about her is because the LSM is in her husband’s pocket. Just like they won’t report the truth about him, the cover up for her, too. You need to get a life and open your friggin’ eyes. He is not god and she is no goddess.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:36
Skiri’ki – If the haters insist that she is ugly well hear this – this ugly lady’s looks did not prevent her from getting two ivy league degrees. It did not stop her from being loved by her parents. It did not stop her from snagging a hot shot senator who went on to become the most powerful man in the world. It did not stop her from giving birth to two beautiful healthy children. It hasn’t stopped her from living in the White House with people at her beck and call, having her meals prepared for her at the click of a finger. It hasn’t stopped her from wearing expensive beautiful clothes. It hasn’t stopped her from traveling on Air Force One when the rest of us have to ride the subway. It hasn’t stopped her from having date nights in Paris and Broadway when the rest of you are at Red Lobster. It hasn’t stopped her husband from looking at her like she is the most beautiful woman in the world. But more importantly, it won’t stop her from going down in history as the first African American first lady. For hundreds of years to come, the world will ALWAYS know Michelle Obama. Little wonder, the haters hate so much.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:38
Haters, if Michelle is ugly in your eyes then let her be an inspiration to all ugly, short, fat and disabled people and others who have been conditioned and bullied and teased to believe that they won’t amount to anything in this world because of how they look.
You “concerned tax payers” who are still smarting over date in Broadway are nothing more than racists. You talk about a waste of money, well how much money was spent to return America troops home in body bags caused as a result of unwinnable wars that your “homeloving President Bush” started ?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:42
Annnnnnd it took jjb a mere four posts to both use the race-card and divert the topic to – surprise, surprise – Iraq!
Well done!
You have successfully absorbed Democrat brain-washing in its entirety. You now do not have to make your own decisions about anything ever again.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:44
You ignorants, need to get overselves. There’s another seven years to go. You’ll all end up giving yourselves a stroke. So what if Michelle isn’t cute in your eyes, so what if she has only JUST become proud of her country. So what ! So what ! For what you guys did to Blacks, I’d say she was justified and well within her rights. Now all we need is for the American Indians to get their payback and we can all call it “evens”.
It’s called karma and karma always comes back for it’s payment. Deal with it or eat crow.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:57
jjb, If she is simply a private citizen, then she doesn’t need $1,084,500 for personal staff: http://www.politicsdaily.com/2009/07/06/what-michelle-obamas-staffers-earn/
That’s just for starters. Add benefits plus White House staff and living allowances–you’ll get a way bigger number.
I would be more than happy if she lets them all go and lives a private life. As it is, she works for us. She wanted the job, she’s got it, and she must put up with the criticism.
PS–She is First Lady, not Queen. She should not be using taxpayer money for her jetsetting.
PPS–Did you ever hear of kickbacks? MO has!! It’s when you get something for a political favor. It’s illegal, but swept under the table for ’special’ people like her.
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November 9th, 2009 at 12:03
Wow, struck a chord there, did I? lol! Looks have absolutely nothing to do with degrees from ivy league schools that affirmative action got you into. What are you, and eighth grader? Sounds like it from your post. Public schooled as well. Well…. well…. pfft, pfft, she’s living in the white house, she’s married to a senator. So what? I have a house, too. So do millions. The difference is, I PAID for it? And her’s, too. She’s living on my dime. I have a husband, too. So do millions. Mine’s better looking than her’s, too. And why are you getting so bent out of shape because we don’t share your opinion of your imaginary friend? I have an opinion and I’ll voice it, if I want to. You can’t stop me, na-na-na-na-na-boo-boo!
November 9th, 2009 at 12:08
Skiri’ki, it must be eating you up inside that a woman who is allegedly not proud of her country is living the high life on YOUR dime. Ha ha !!! That is so funny. Have some respect and know your place, you little upstart. That’s the first lady of the United Staes that you’re talking about.
November 9th, 2009 at 12:09
“For what you guys did to Blacks,”
You ARE a product of government-welfare-public-schools. I knew it! DING DING DING! I win, I win! I didn’t do anything to blacks, you stupid, retarded sheep. My family has never done anything to any black person ever. But, so what, that there were slaves in this country. I’m sick of saying this over and over again to you doofuses. It was a different time and place. We were not the first or only country to have slaves. Crack a history book (instead of smoking) and you’ll find that Egypt and lots of other countries had them first. Not condoning it, but you can’t change history, so get over it and yourself. Deal with it. And don’t insinuate you know anything of MY people, bitch. Don’t even go there. Take your race card and shove it up your ACORN filled ass.
November 9th, 2009 at 12:17
She’s not my first lady, jjb. And there won’t be any 7 years either. And you people haven’t gotten anything over on us. You are so brainless that you don’t even realize that these usurpers in the WH being as arrogant and narcissistic (are those words too big for you? Too bad) as they are have ruined the chances of any other black person ever being elected to that position. Because it was guilt ridden white people who voted for him. And they won’t be voting for him again, I can guarantee it. When the people who work see their taxes go sky high, that pussy in office will be gone in short order. None of the other world leaders respect him because he is a pussy. Michelle is the one with the pants on in that family and it doesn’t get a man respect. Think what you want, but this is the last time I’ll waste time rebutting your pathetic defenses of either of those toads. I’ve got better things to do that troll the ‘net and try to change people’s opinions to match mine. Ta-ta, troll! Don’t let the billy goats kick you in your head again. BWAHAHAHAHA!
November 9th, 2009 at 12:35
Skiri’ki, is is evident that you have watched “White Man’s Burden” too many times. Calm down before you burst a blood vessel. It really isn’t that bad. Before you know it seven years will be over and you can vote back in the warmongers that some Americans like yourself seem to glorify. In the meantime, have some respect for your First Lady. You are beginning to look like a silly school child.
November 9th, 2009 at 17:42
I love this. We aren’t allowed to speak ill or even criticize the clothing choices of FLOTUS, but this JJB-person can insult us all the live long day.
Reap what you’ve sown JJB. After 8 years of BDS, how does it feel to be on the receiving end? Not so great is it.
Yet you’ll notice that we aren’t wishing death on anyone; not one conservative in this thread brought up racism or the GWOT. Here’s a news flash for you – Bush is no longer president. Democrats have been in control of Congress since 2006. Blaming Bush for everything doesn’t make it so…the past 3 years are really Congress’ responsbility.
As for the racism thing – wow. Just wow. That’s all you people have – racism. I don’t like the healthcare plan being touted by Pelosi (white) but I must be a racist. I don’t think the Obama’s are all-that-and-a-bag-of-chips so I must be racist. I would like it very much if POTUS would stop dithering and do something in Afghanistan – so that must mean I’m racist.
For the record: I just object to the celebrification of the Obama’s – the sycophantic worship of them.
They are people – just people. Not deities. It’s not a crime to speak our opinions.
You got a different opinion you want to share in a bubble of self-involvement? Get yourself your own blog.
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November 9th, 2009 at 19:06
Kris, no other poster brought up racism but a blind man can see that that is what the issue of the day is. If the Obama’s were white, this blog would not exist.
You ignorants are baying for blood because it sickens you to the pit of your stomach that a black family are in the White House. What probably sickens you even more is that a significant amount of white people could see past colour and vote for change. That’s what is eating you up – the fact that your great America is changing.
Like I said before and I’ll say again, get over it. The world is changing and you all need to as well. Health care reform is well overdue and you know it so don’t use it as an excuse to disrespect your President.
November 9th, 2009 at 20:54
Wow, I go to Annapolis for the day and miss out on all this fun!
Kris, astute observation.
jjb – you will not find a racist post or comment in the entirety of this blog. I, along with everyone else here, oppose Barry for being an unrepentant, indoctrinaire socialist.
The rapidity with which you and others of you ilk slander conservatives with the racism charge every time that we dare to oppose the 44th president reveals nothing other than your own profound intolerance and ignorance.
But you are still welcome here. You may learn something, if only by osmosis.
PS – Please consult RayGun on the proper trolling etiquette. He’ll show you the way.
November 10th, 2009 at 08:57
You ignorants are baying for blood because it sickens you to the pit of your stomach that a black family are in the White House.
It’s called projection – look it up.
Don’t presume to know what I think; you know nothing about me. This blog and others like it exist because we, as a group, as interested in politics and current events. Because we believe we have a voice – certainly the First Amendment to the Constitution (familiar with that?) guarantees us the right to our voice.
We believe in a future for this country that does not include the socialist policies of Obama. He could be chartreuse and I’d still feel the same way; he could be lily white (and indeed, half of him is) and I’d still feel the same way.
What about that concept do you people not understand? It isn’t always about race; sometimes it’s about brains, policies and ethics.
No one here is shutting you down; you are the troll attempting to shut down the voices on this blog.
Put on your big boy pants and deal with it. We don’t like Obama – and we aren’t racists.
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November 10th, 2009 at 13:38
There are a variety of things I want to say here, jjb, but I’ll settle for this: you think that you know who I am? Do you know that, no matter who is president or first lady, no matter what color their skins are, what they’re wearing, or which policies they make that I hate or criticize, I would never, ever, ever *boo* a sitting president in his last moments in office? I show respect for the office and for the person in it, even if I don’t agree with what they do. That’s what a democracy IS. Deal. And really, don’t shelve me into a niche in your mind just because you think you can label me.
November 10th, 2009 at 19:30
In the idiom of the old SNL stake-off on the 70s 60 Minutes debate:
jjb, you ignorant, pathetic, particle of bull excrement.
While it is noble of you to back Michelle Obama, your defenses of her are perfidious and just flat out miss the point of the witty and piquant fun poked at her by ‘Cat and the others here.
Firstly, the general rule is that a POTUS’s (even this POSOTUS’s) family is generally out-of-bounds as targets unless they specifically involve themselves in the all_too_public spectacle of politics. The FLOTUS has done that both by her utterances and her sadly inappropriate behavior. It began, most probably, with that incredible insensitive remark she made about finally being proud of her country after the Kool-Aid drinkers and other delusional members of the Pantload-in-Chief’s nascent following were duped into anointing this empty suit as the candidate for the office of president.
Hello?
This singlehanded destroyer black women negative is not proud of a country for having given access top a fine education because of their prejudicial view of her qualifications, i.e., being a black woman as opposed to a poor or middle-class white male. It also awarded a degree to her authoring a 95-page paper, possibly one of the more vapid of recitations on institutionalized racism; hardly a landmark document on the subject and clearly something she just jotted down.
Upon leaving She left Princeton and got handed the obligatory free pass to, of course, Harvard Law and another gimme degree and another free pass to a Chicago law firm (where she met The Pantload). Of course, she was probably not proud of the fact that there was a controversy swirling around her membership in the Illinois bar, but I am surprised that she is not bursting with pride over the loot that she, as a poor, underprivileged black women, was able to Hoover out of the U of C hospital and serving on the board of Treehouse foods.
You see, you grape juice drinking cretin, that’s the whole point: while her husband is the first black president, she is arguably the first black Marie Antoinette, unceasingly engaging in her “let them eat cake” moments on an almost daily basis.
So, we here find your defensive screed in aid of the broad-butted, vicious, mean-spirited woman to be of almost equal entertainment for its insensitivity and tone deafness. I guess the only thing that could be more humorous would be if you donned some $500 sneakers, carried a $6,000 purse, and wore those ugly shorts and atrocious tops on Air Force One..
..even if you are a man.
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November 10th, 2009 at 23:28
Voyska, shock and awe of the highest order. jjb has been so completely atomized that we’ve not seen hide nor hair of him today. Great penultimate paragraph, particularly the “grape juice drinking cretin” put-down.
Will jjb respond?
November 11th, 2009 at 02:59
..I’m betting that he’s hitting the thesaurus and Strunk and White, girding his loins for the next onslaught.
While he is not the gentleman that RayGun is, to be fair, he is literate and coherent — except for the dubious proposition of backing a mean-spirited, hateful, scheming, hyper-political woman.
But you and your loyal and agressive followers have put so many rounds on target, that he may not wander into this sector again for fear of drawing fire.
By the way, just as S.Weasel is known for her over-the-edge art work and witty, fringe commentary, your site to me is becoming *the* premier place to catch up on the antics of our beloved FLOTUS.
Keep it coming! The pics are priceless!
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November 13th, 2009 at 14:13
Yeah Mario is pretty tacky with those orange crocks but what’s with the Honey-I-shrunk-the-clothes outfit on 12′ 6″ Mushell? She is tacky and gross.
November 15th, 2009 at 17:00
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December 4th, 2009 at 08:09
Seems you touched a nerve with JJB. I think he has a crush on her. But I have to admit he has a point about one thing. Here is what JJB said in his first comment on this post:
“You heard me, this woman does not even know that you exist and if she did I doubt she’d even care.”
That is, in fact, the whole point about this elitist, nouveau-riche social climber named Michelle Obama. Like her predecessor, Mrs. Bill Clinton, she thinks who she is. She is enamored of herself, and anybody who is beneath her on the totem pole (oops, is that a racist metaphor?) is discardable. Hillary had a reputation for being condescending and mean to White House staff. The Laura Bush, in contrast, was known to be respectful and friendly toward them. Which category do you think Michelle falls into?
P.s. Cover up those legs.
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December 16th, 2009 at 20:12
Was trying to figure out how I missed this fantastic barb exchange and just now re-called its ’cause I was in the Southern Hemisphere. Oh well…
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