Sycophant Supreme
Chris Matthews is the perfect face of the Left.
Stratospherically arrogant and immeasurably conceited, Matthews shares these dominant traits with Barry, Reid, Pelosi, Frank and all the other top dogs of the neophyte communist party.
So watch in joy (at the 57-seconds mark) as someone finally makes Matthews stutter and wheeze like he’s been punched in the throat.
Observe how rapidly Matthews goes from his usual, rude, constantly-interrupting and contemptuous self to a defensive little bunny trying to instill feelings of sympathy among those watching his ravings. He’d jeered his guest (author, journalist and radio host, Mark Williams) for the entire minute of the clip until then, and Lord only knows for how long before that, but cannot stand a single retaliatory jab, as the Left never can. When confronted with his own idiocy, Matthews shuts down and claims not to know what Williams is getting at.
You know, Chris. You know.
Why no-one else had attempted to mock Matthews about his notorious “leg tingle” on his own show until now, I do not know. But it’s a masterstroke.
The barrier has been breached: let this be a lesson to everyone else wondering how to ensure that Matthews shuts his mouth long enough for them to squeeze in a sentence of sanity amidst the barrage of madness.
November 5th, 2009 at 14:03
more like he got kicked in his junk. or confronted about a tat his wife has high up on the inside of her thigh (theoretically). what a way to shut a guy down. to bad he let him off the hook.
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November 5th, 2009 at 14:14
Mathews better be careful. If he has anymore Obamagasms at work he could have a sexual indecency lawsuit filed against him.
November 5th, 2009 at 15:54
And this is why I can’t watch these shows. I can’t stand the interrupting and the juvenile snickering that poses for debate anymore. We need to have a blanket party for Matthews in the parking lot. He’s the kid that in school stuck his thumbs in his ears and waggled his hands back and forth yelling Na-na-na-na-Na-na! and then ran when any of the bigger kids stomped their foot at him. That’s the real reason he chose celebrity news as his career.
November 5th, 2009 at 15:59
He did not like that now, did he? Mr. Tingley sure can dish it out, but he cannot take it.
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November 5th, 2009 at 16:06
j summ – yeah, he could’ve really put the boot in once he saw how what he said had affected Matthews, but he backed off. The guy was approaching legendary status until his retreat…
Dante – you would be right, were Matthews not inevitably surrounded by people who are all as easily excited by Barry as he is. As it is, though, I suspect that Matthews is the group’s cheerleader, and what he feels, they feel. Now I feel all nasty and sordid.
skiri’ki – I love American phrases, but you’ve gotta help me out with “blanket party.” Knowing you, it’ll be something good…
mcnorman – yep. Lefties are fragile things, aren’t they? Must be because they realize how insubstantial all of their arguments are, necessitating them to always take offense at what their opponents say, rather than debating the issue itself.
November 5th, 2009 at 17:35
Matthews is a tool. People who are stupid enough to go on his show for some opposition need to go in for the kill. It’s so easy and they never do it. Of course, Matthews will never invite anyone who would stuff any truth into his fat gob. I have no time for these idiots and would need a gun to my head to watch anything on MSNBC.
November 5th, 2009 at 18:04
‘Trac, I would’ve thought after the “sweater puppies” comment that you would be familiar with a blanket party. lol! I believe it originated within the confines of padded office dividers. If someone in the office annoyed everyone else in the office to the point of madness, you catch them outside in the parking lot (preferably after the clocks have been turned back for DST), throw a blanket over them and everyone take their shot.
November 5th, 2009 at 18:23
Love it, skiri’ki – I suspected that it involved someone getting their a*s whupped. Sounds kinda like that scene in Full Metal Jacket. You’ve given me a priceless mental video of Matthews being the host of a blanket party.
hielevation – good to see you back!
November 5th, 2009 at 19:20
I use to watch Chris back during last years campaign, but after the tackless tingle I was totally turned off to the pompus jackass and his rantings.
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November 7th, 2009 at 19:11
It’s so annoying how those on the right call the Democrats “communists” as you do in this entry, J. Try living in a communist country and then you can call these DEMOCRATS communists. Name-calling just shuts down reasonable discussion and debate. I know you ham it up for the readership (after all, sensationalism and tabloid journalism is very appealing!) but honest to pete, you could try to uphold a slightly higher level of decency.
November 7th, 2009 at 19:29
Occasional Lurker,
You have piqued my interest. I wonder who you could be…
So I’m exaggerating slightly. But only slightly.
There are Democrats who openly define themselves as communists. There are hand-picked administration officials who are socialist party members. Have you not heard Anita Dunn, amongst others, praising Mao Tse-tung?
Beneath the softer exterior, many Democrats harbor views that are nothing short of communist. It’s a badge of honor for them. It’s never been more fashionable to be a neo-com than it is today. Think of the number of people who proudly proclaim themselves as such.
This isn’t your daddy’s Democratic Party. FDR, LBJ, JFK, as bad as they all were, ain’t got sh*t on the current crop of ultras.
PS – And shutting down debate? While I agree with you in principle, I’m only trying to learn from the best. “Communist” is nothing next to the power of “racist/Hitler” to end all discussion.