Promises, Promises
My God.
I don’t think that I’ve ever seen Hillary Clinton do a passable impression of a human expression or emotion.
How about that one time… or that instance when… surely she did at…
Hmmm. Nope, never seen her successfully pull it off.
It’s like she realizes her own inability to empathize feel and thus massively overcompensates every time that she calculates herself to be in a situation requiring some kind of “emotional” output. Look at her face! Her sinews must be on the verge of snapping! It ain’t normal.
And that might be the lesser of two evils, as her other programmed response is the infamous Hillary cackle, which is really just an acceptable way for Hillary to say f*ck you no matter what the occasion.
Hillary’s questionable status as a human marionette being has little to do with the subject of this post, though, which is her promise of an Israeli capital in East Jerusalem. Without delving into the mechanics of the Arab-Israeli conflict (which, in essence, is that the Israelis are right), this statement reveals a lack of comprehension that is impossible to overstate. If she cannot wrap her mind around the least complex part of the problem, then I don’t much like her chances of grasping its most intractable aspects.
Luckily for her, she massively misspoke during a television interview, and so simply re-did it. But what happens when she declares something of equal stupidity outside of the tv studios? Is that when the “overcharge” button comes out to play again?
Coming from a Secretary of State, it’s almost certainly the most ignorant statement in Creation. It’s along the lines of forgetting that Jews were the victims of the Holocaust, claiming that Chinese cities were nuked instead of Japanese metropolises, or mistaking France for a country that’s won a single military engagement since the discovery of gunpowder.
Smart power, ahoy!
November 5th, 2009 at 16:57
Nice photoshop! Airbrushing her fiery breath out of the pic must’ve taken hours!
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November 5th, 2009 at 18:59
That’s a picture of Hillary? I thought it was the wicked queen, now disguised as an old stooped hag, preparing the poisoned apple for Snow White.
“Let the Sleeping Death seep through…”
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November 5th, 2009 at 19:03
East, west, whatever. Foreign policy is so yesterday. We are imploding–the object of the game is to destroy the US from within. The Israelis and Palestinians had better be prepared to take care of themselves from now on.
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November 5th, 2009 at 20:06
I think it may end up that the Palestinians and the Israelis end up trying to “take care of” each other. Winner: Israel.
November 5th, 2009 at 21:19
Incredible incompetence.
Just put up – side by side – her web page and the page of Condi Rice. (If you can stand it) That’ll put hair on your ass.
She’s a laughing stock. Having laughing stocks in high places gets people killed. And those in the highest places are All laughing stocks, and people will get killed for years to come over it.
I’d say jimmy carter shares in the responsibility for 9-11-2001. And he probably knows it, which is why he and the other incompetent assholes are running around frantically trying to re-write history.
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November 5th, 2009 at 21:50
What happened to Godzilla? He looks more like a Clinton lately.
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November 6th, 2009 at 08:14
Great pic. Haven’t seen this one yet. She looks like a vampire. Her latest trip to the Mideast was pathetic. I’m not sure she could negotiate herself out of a paper bag.
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November 6th, 2009 at 09:25
Hillary’s psychotic grinning face: The last thing the all-you-can-eat buffet table sees before it dies.
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November 6th, 2009 at 12:01
Here you go:
http://i684.photobucket.com/albums/vv206/candle451/bilbo_emotion.jpg
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November 6th, 2009 at 12:08
Thank you, Candle, I knew I’d seen that mugshot somewhere before!
November 6th, 2009 at 12:49
Her Halloween getup.
November 6th, 2009 at 13:29
This could be funny – if it wasn’t indicative of who she is on the inside.
Maniacal, evil and laughing.
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