Big Bad Bald Bear

This is a bald bear, one of lots of spontaneously bald female bears at a zoo in Liepzig.
And if this isn’t the freakiest thing that you’ll see today, then you, good Sir/Madam, have an amazingly non-conformist job/life, and one that I envy very much.
It would be bad enough to be mauled to death by a bear under any circumstances, but imagine this raised-from-the-dead devil bear chowing down on your leg.
Come to think of it… This re-animated bear kinda reminds me of other pieces of necromantic magik, such as Dianne Feinstein. And Helen Thomas. And Henry Waxman. And Robert Byrd.
Aaaaaannd I’ll stop there because I’m really not trying to make you guys stab your own eyes out…
November 5th, 2009 at 20:09
You’re mean. That bear is way cuter than Helen Thomas. She’s even cuter than Nancy Legosi.
Besides…the bear’s hair could come back. The creatures you mentioned will frighten us for all eternity.
November 7th, 2009 at 16:02
What a bear, I could bearly keep from laughing. Yup, I go along with the Helen Thomas analogy. And yes, I would rather not be eaten by a bad-ass ugly bear, let the cute Teddy munch on me!
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