Planet-Killing Cattle
OK, my torture closet is now exceeding maximum capacity. My torture closet, friends, is a place in the deepest, darkest recesses of my mind – think Hannibal Lecter’s memory palace – where I retreat to in order to do unspeakable things to the idiots who spend their taxpayer-funded days imagining all sorts of brand new ways to interfere with and mess up our lives.
Hitler, Stalin and Mao are there, as are George Soros, Paris Hilton and Susan Sarandon, and they’ve recently been joined by Pelosi, Reid and Obama.
The newest addition, however, is Lord Stern of Brentford, newly crowned king of idiots for stating that,
It will not surprise you to learn that Lord Stern is a lackey of Gordon Brown, nor will it come as much of a shock that he is Chair of the Grantham Institute for Climate Change and the Environment at the London School of Economics. Which means absolutely nothing, as there are so many environmental programs proliferating everywhere that universities fling these positions at anyone who’ll accept them in return for unquestioningly repeating the mantras of the Left.
The day I stop eating pork, bacon, sausages, crackling and all the other Heavenly delights that come from slaughtering little piggies is the day that I become Jewish or Muslim. Which is to say never. Or slightly more possibly the day that my wife tells me to stop eating them, but seeing as she’s just as addicted to bacon, that’s a non-starter, too.
Is this the best that our leaders can come up with? Is the extent of their intelligence and creativity? This matches the stupidity of the inbred “princes” of Saudi Arabia, who are floating the idea that Western countries should pay them for any decline in our consumption of their oil.
Which is just one step away from explicitly paying them not to launch terrorist attacks against us.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:15
“Man is a wasteful use of water and creates a lot of greenhouse gases.” There. I fixed it for ya.
I think if these assholes would STFU for just 5 mere minutes, the hot air that they blow would decrease and we wouldn’t have to worry about any global warming. And the side benefit is that the human race would actually begin to look intelligent again. What the hell ever happened to using the rules of the scientific method properly? Oh, yeah, leftist libtards are above rules and annoying little hindrances like that.
October 27th, 2009 at 15:46
This post made me hungry. For burgers! Thanks Lord Stern!
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October 27th, 2009 at 19:15
The question these animal rights vegans never answer is “if we all go vegan, what will be the effect of the animals that will be roaming around because we’re not having “them” for dinner?”. In otherwords, the increase in the animal population. As usual, I just get a blank stare of a stoned individual that doesn’t have a clue about thinking. I got a better solution. Why don’t we just gind the environmentalists and feed them to the cattle? With all their hot air gone, global warming would be cured, less morons to feed, and we have lower priced and more plentiful meat supply. Now, I’m off to get a burger with bacon and cheese with a side of shrimp cocktail.