Biohazard Quarantine
And the next person to go under the bus, after Barry’s grandmother, spiritual mentor, terrorist-cum-ghostwriter friend, 911 truther, legions of tax-evaders, the governor of New York and anybody else who might possibly smear Barry’s meticulously cultivated and jealously protected image is Creigh Deeds, the Democratic candidate for governor of Virgina.
Failing candidate, that is.
Or if this article is anything to go by, thoroughly failed candidate. The election hasn’t even taken place yet, but the autopsies are already being carried out, in an attempt to insulate Barry from the fallout of being associated with a losing campaign.
The Id of politicians is so hyper-developed that they cannot bear even the slightest possibility of being contaminated by someone else’s fall. Creigh Deeds, a man for whom I have no admiration or respect whatsoever, nevertheless doubtless gave his all in his effort to become governor. And in return, Democrat bigwigs are now scurrying away from his campaign like rats from a sinking ship.
Were I to run for election and then be treated in this way, I’d have no hesitation in turning all Russian and pursuing a scorched earth policy of the most destructive kind. You think I’m going down and you’re not?
Wrong.
Sure, it’d be guaranteed to scupper any future political ambitions for your party of choice, but it could open many other quite unexpected doors. It would set you up as an anti-politician, and that’s the only type of politician even approaching positive popularity nowadays. In fact, Deeds should do this, then team up with Palin and go f*ck up the sh*t of both parties’ candidates.
Man, would I love to be a professional political arsonist.
on 
on 
on 
October 23rd, 2009 at 09:11
Ha! I like your attitude, ‘trac. If you’re going down, might as well take as many of them with you as you can.
October 23rd, 2009 at 09:53
Whenever I read the name “Timothy M. Kaine” I think of the other Kaine. He’s the quiet, unobtrusive, pediatric cardiologist brother of Gov. Kaine, and a man who helped save my then 4 month old daughter’s life when she suffered a stroke and a heart attack. He performed CPR along with another cardiologist for 45 minutes until she could be placed on life support by two surgeons. She’s alive and well today, five years later. I often wonder how one brother can spend his life saving the lives of young children, and the other spends his life destroying lives through democratic policies. It’s a complete f*$%ing mystery to me.
Arby´s last blog ..Where’s the Wreath? – Tired, Lazy Scouter Edition
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:26
Arby – that’s an amazing comparison, I had no idea about Kaine’s brother.
Thank God for him and those other doctors – it’s nothing short of a miracle that your daughter survived a stroke, heart attack and 45 minutes of CPR. Very glad to learn that she’s doing well today, after all that – she must be very strong, as must her family.
October 23rd, 2009 at 14:52
Call it as it is…love the post trac.
October 24th, 2009 at 14:17
It’s a common triat of nature. One offspring being the antithesis of the other. Just look at Cain and Able.