The Perfect Feminine Pose
Having devoted a little more thought to it, it now appears to me that the makers of the must-have Christmas toy for this year – I’m talking about the Michelle Obama doll, of course – got another design aspect of their product totally wrong (perhaps on purpose): her stance.
Because her legs (when standing, so get your minds out of the gutter, people) seem to repel each other, as do like magnetic poles. Follow the jump for more pics of Michelle’s hilariously unfeminine posture!
Now I’m not one of those people who think that Michelle was, in fact, born a dude, but, unless she’s trying to lay some eggs or something, that’s kind of a male way of standing.
I’m just sayin’.
October 16th, 2009 at 09:43
Hilarious! I hadn’t seen this pic. Michelle is definitely a charm school drop-out.
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October 16th, 2009 at 09:57
Oh, tell me the third picture is photo-shopped! I thought she was preparing for an audition for A Chorus Line in the first two photos, but that third shot looks like she’s trying to avoid the burn from a rash. Toddlers walk that way after depositing something nasty in their diapers.
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October 16th, 2009 at 09:58
Track: You now fit within the A.G.’s definition of “hate” blogger. My advice: never sleep in the same place twice in a row.
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October 16th, 2009 at 10:27
Nah… she’s just discretely adjusting her testicles.
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October 16th, 2009 at 11:09
That stance is the secret to her tuck game.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:14
No wonder Team Obama has kept Michelle hidden! We thought she was just raising the kids, but she really has turned into an embarrassment! And this is without Michelle saying a word.
And seeing her next to Carla Bruni – can’t stand it.
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October 16th, 2009 at 11:17
Arby – my first thoughts exactly upon looking at the second (did you mean second?) pic. Or maybe she delicately crushing a bug with the point of her toe.
LA – having only two rooms plus a bathroom and closet in my place will make that difficult, but I’ll try…
Sandy – right in there with the smackdown!
ISG – nice! I like your sanitized metaphor. And thank you for the info about the correct attire and etiquette when meeting the Pope, appreciated.
MAS – Carla “Hot hot hot” Bruni, I think you mean.
October 16th, 2009 at 13:10
Wouldn’t you think that with all her staff, she would hire one more to give her “lady-like lessons” and teach her how to dress??”
She walks like a 50 year old trucker with kidney problems from the all the long hauls…
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October 16th, 2009 at 15:11
In fairness it looks like, in the first 2 pics, she is in the process of moving after taking direction from a photographer. But there is NO excuse for the other 2. Which just goes to show that the MO doll is about being used as a nutcracker.
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October 16th, 2009 at 23:32
Kris, you’re right, it does look as though she has been instructed to move…but notice the contrast between her move into position and the demure way Carla Bruni moves…everytime I see Michelle I instinctively look for her Adam’s apple.
Track–you are welcome!
You might be interested to know, that the Pope sent a signal of his preference for presidents…he paid Bush the unprecedented honor of descending the steps and greeting him in his private garden…No Pope has ever greeted a head of state in such an informal and friendly way. The gift he gave Bush was a photo of them together at the White House as well as a 3 vol. book on the history and art of the Vatican.
The Obamas got the usual head of state treatment, no more than diplomacy required, and he gave Obama a copy of an encyclical with the Church’s teaching on the sanctity of Life.
October 17th, 2009 at 00:02
Well, at least she doesn’t have cankles.
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October 17th, 2009 at 11:45
The Wide Stance: it’s not just for Republicans in toilets in Minnesota airports anymore.
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October 17th, 2009 at 23:48
Wretched.
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October 18th, 2009 at 00:28
Sandy in Indiana writes: “Nah… she’s just discretely adjusting her testicles.”
Now stop this! I am bent ove double here, in serious pain from the laughter. I would only add that (1) I’ve long suspected that there was only one set of jewels in the first family and the big-eared, androgynous, Pantload-in-Chief was not the owner. Also, (2) I think the remark about 50-year-old truckers is, while hilarious, unkind to, well, 50-year-old truckers. I believe them to be far more graceful and becoming than the FLOTUS..
..but don’t none o’ youse get no ideas about me hanging out at rest stops or nuthin’.
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October 18th, 2009 at 00:32
..oh yeah. I forgot my main point. Some time ago, women used to boost TVs and applicances from stores by sticking them under their skirts between their legs.
So, maybe she’s got a 19-inch Zenith that she’s trying to squirrel back to the White House or maybe they need a microwave for the kitchen just outside the Oval Office or sumpin’..
October 20th, 2009 at 08:25
THANK YOU FOR SOME LAUGHTER!
October 20th, 2009 at 08:40
Agatha – thank you and welcome! Please take a look around, there are plenty more laughs – nearly all courtesy of Democrat dumbos – to be found…
October 20th, 2009 at 13:00
So, I sent the link to my colleague and asked him why she stands like that. This was his response: never know when an earthquake will hit. SEMPER PARATUS (that means always ready). It’s the best laugh I have had all day.
November 9th, 2009 at 13:59
Too tight in the crotch, maybe?
November 17th, 2009 at 22:02
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