Yours For Just $12.99!
And this bargain is brought to us by – no kidding – Jailbreak Toys.
This delightful piece of edutainment for all the Democrat Youth out there comes with three outfits, each tailored to show off her legendary bare arms.
And it makes a wonderful addition to collections of useless Obama trinkets everywhere.
Were you stuck for Christmas stocking fillers?
Not anymore!
PS – Will it talk? Please let it talk! If it can scream racism at my command, then I’m totally getting one.
PPS – But if you have to buy a $6,000 designer VBH handbag to go with it, then I don’t want one anymore.
October 14th, 2009 at 10:28
does it come with its own armada of fed cars to take it produce shopping, and throw everyone else out of the farmers market?
j summ´s last blog ..careful what you wish for
October 14th, 2009 at 10:32
Also suitable for use as a VooDoo doll and pincushion.
LibertarianAdvocate´s last blog ..CT Senate Candidate Peter Schiff on the Bush/Obama Response to the Market and Credit Collapse of 2008
October 14th, 2009 at 10:34
Too bad they got the waist to hip ratio wrong.
Dr. Dave´s last blog ..Concidence? — Vol. 5 — Congressman Shrek
October 14th, 2009 at 10:35
ROFLMAO! Voodoo doll. OMG, I can’t belive I was thinking the exact same thing as I was reading this post. That’s some spooky shit right there.
October 14th, 2009 at 10:35
Oops! I meant to write “believe”.
October 14th, 2009 at 10:45
It’s belted all wrong–should be much higher. Anyway, what a wasteful allocation of resources.
Sonic Ninja Kitty´s last blog ..Nobelobotomy Time
October 14th, 2009 at 10:56
Track, we might think too much alike – Drudge, too, or is the Daily Mail a regular morning paper for you?
kc duffy´s last blog ..You call this ‘classy?’
October 14th, 2009 at 11:57
My very first thought upon seeing this doll is that I have a puppy who would LOVE to have this as a chew toy. She’s chewed many of my kid’s toys since arriving in our home. The price is in keeping with upscale dog toys. Then I realized that I can’t post this because, well, my puppy is a coon hound. HOw un-PC is that!
Arby´s last blog ..Chutes & Ladders
October 14th, 2009 at 12:14
The outfit isn’t quite hideous enough. Where’s the 500-dollar ugly sneakers?
Lest we forget the Obama Chia Pet thing…this past spring there was a huge furor over the Chia Obama being sold in Walgreen’s…and Walgreen’s nationwide took it off the shelves within hours. I just saw it resurface again last week on a late-night tv ad, one of those As Seen On TV mail order deals.
October 14th, 2009 at 12:18
Alternate use: nutcracker
Kris, in New England´s last blog ..Moonbattery, Forgiven
October 14th, 2009 at 13:48
This doll is racist. Just kidding.
Candle´s last blog ..RACISM ALERT: The United States Postal Services (so-called USPS) is actively trying to stop minorities from communicating!
October 14th, 2009 at 14:32
Sonic Ninja – the belt is where it belongs. It’s her breasts that are the problem. Can you say “new bra??” Those girls are many inches below where they belong.
Adrienne´s last blog ..We are not powerless – yet…
October 14th, 2009 at 15:46
j summ – the doll, like the real deal, can probably do anything.
LA – without doubt the best use for it. Or afix a scrubbing head to use in the WC.
Dr. Dave – yeah, although the mouth/head looks proportionally correct.
SNK – the boob-belt is too low, you are correct. And I love your Adam Smith-style take-down!
Arby – you and your dog are foul racists, indeed. Plus, could using it as a chew toy not be considered by some a hate crime?
KC – I glance at the Daily Mail most days, but it’s always too depressing to do anything more than that.
Steve – the Barry Chia has been resurrected, despite being the lamest product ever made.
Kris – that’s the primary use.
October 14th, 2009 at 16:42
Luckily, I found a more realistic version via Moonbattery and compared the two:
http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com/2009/10/now-thats-more-like-it.html
October 14th, 2009 at 22:01
What can I say about a doll like this? Is it enough to turn little boys gay?
Sandy in Indiana´s last blog ..Inheritances
November 2nd, 2009 at 21:54
Hey, isn’t that the same belt she wore when she met the Pope? Is it just me, or does the belt have a bit of dominatrix flavor? I’m just sayin’. . .
I just found your blog and am thoroughly enjoying it. I thought I was the only person thoroughly dismayed at the First Lady’s fashion sense.