A Study In Stupid
Today, friends, I present to you a study in stupid, courtesy of John Kerry.
Now that I’ve very belatedly discovered the “More” tag, I can do posts like this, without taking up the entire front page, when my brain is simply too deflated to function by the ceaseless idiocy that passes for public service.
Kerry’s not in the news for being sinfully stupid, but rather for some entirely unscrupulous shenanigans concerning Honduras. Read about it here, or follow the jump and and chuckle at the most photogenic politician to have evah graced the stage.
A small disclaimer: who among us hasn’t been caught sneaking a not-too-subtle glance at what God gave women? I swear that they emit eyeball gravity beams.
So let’s give Kerry a slight pass for the first pic and concentrate, instead, of his aptitude for disastrous photo ops. Particularly when they involve a football.
Note to Kerry: if you’re going to try to ingratiate yourself with normal people (which you’re not, by virtue of being a gazillionaire power-mad elitist) by doing something that they themselves do, don’t choose something at which you really suck.
It’s kinda like a foreigner trying to sing the national anthem as a sign of his respect for America, but who then proceeds to only f**k up the whole thing.
Except that Kerry is American and still can’t do what everyone else can: throw/catch a football.
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October 2nd, 2009 at 12:07
What a girl! lol!
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:48
Hey Trac, Kerry’s looking at the boobs of the girl on the left? I think the one on the right is maybe a lesbian, as she’s looking at the crotch of the girl on the left. And I am not condemning her, or any lesbians, I say live and let live. You cons are the ones that want to tell everyone what to do in the name of You Know Who
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:44
Poor John Kerry… must be difficult living with the Pickle Queen day in and day out, not having anything to dress his wiener in.
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October 3rd, 2009 at 20:59
Crat, the way all their eyes are looking, maybe they are getting ready for a foursome?
“must be difficult living with the Pickle Queen ”
JC, I could live with Miss Pickle and her 500 million. Pretty or rich, both types of women have their pleasures.
October 3rd, 2009 at 23:58
skiri’ki – I always find it amusing when a girl slates a guy for throwing like a girl. Although that’s far better than saying that he throws like an ******* **** (note: self-censored on the advice of my wife, who thought that what I was going to write was really pushing it, even for us – don’t you just hate being teased like that?).
Sandy – there goes my family-friendly rating for the site, but it was worth it…
Ray – it does look kinda shady, doesn’t it? Those poor girls. Plus, unexpected points for your last sentence! Seems a little un-politically correct for you – is everything alright?
October 4th, 2009 at 01:10
1.) I was scrolling down and as soon as I saw the top of the head I knew who it was.
2.) That dude has to be starved for interaction with an actual female. Not that I care…
Teresa
3.) Raygun. I’m a NEOCON, and I could care less what homosexuals do in their home. Though, when you march down the street with huge signs declaring ‘GAY PRIDE’ then go on TV and tell everyone else that they’re ignorant for saying ‘That’s so Gay” I do say – “Well then stop marching down the street with signs that say GAY PRIDE”. Can’t have it both ways.
My full disclosure it that I think 99% of gays go about their lives and that’s fine withe me. But the spokes-persons that seem to turn up in the media in a big way like hilton and sykes do you NO GOOD. My advice would be to make a concerted effort to have your community tell those people to Stfu…
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October 4th, 2009 at 11:40
“My advice would be to make a concerted effort to have your community tell those people to Stfu…”
Kid, I don’t like telling people what to do. The cons are “the chosen ones” for that.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:41
“Plus, unexpected points for your last sentence! Seems a little un-politically correct for you – is everything alright?”
Crat, I may of had a little too much sauce.