Money Does Grow On Trees

I’m going to start writing posts about Al Gore more frequently, simply because there are so many photographs of him doing/looking/being ridiculous. Screw the material, a montage of wacky Al antics is more than enough by itself.
But let’s not lose sight of the fact that Al Gore is the singular genius of our time. The man who created the internet and “discovered” climate change, Al is a demi-god in the Left’s pantheon of secular deities, second only to the boy-king himself.
His unveiling of the climate change hoax, by the way, allows Al to circumvent the normal laws of gross hypocrisy and live in a house that consumes more than 20 times the national average power consumption, while simultaneously berating the rest of America for single-handedly bringing about the supposedly-imminent environmental apocalypse.
This totalitarianism-as-environmentalism theme is one that Barry’s constantly leg-humping, too, appealing as it does to his desire to control and redistribute everything. Remember when the Commie-in-Chief said this:
We can’t drive our SUVs and you know, eat as much as we want and keep our homes on you know, 72 degrees at all times, and whether we’re living in the desert or we’re living in the tundra, and then just expect that every other country’s going say OK.
Yeah, I thought you would. How he remained electable after stating something like that, in addition to the hundreds of other moments of intense self-flagellation, remains beyond me.
Al has not only enriched himself massively through this whole racket, but also his friends. Take California start-up Fisker Automotive Inc., for example. Despite being entirely unknown, this company has just received a $529 million US government loan to help build a hybrid sports car in Finland that will sell for about $89,000.
You read that right. The company will be (1) given a half-billion dollars of our money, in order to (2) make a car outside of the USA that will be (3) far too expensive for most American consumers to purchase.
When we all lose our real jobs due to the Democrats’ master-plan to make us all state vassals in meaningless bureaucracies, I am going to make it my life’s mission to hound Al Gore into never leaving his house again.
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September 29th, 2009 at 09:40
And pray tell, where is the article of dear Sarah this am?
September 29th, 2009 at 10:00
Doesn’t it say a lot, that the left has Gore, and the crazy right has Sarah?
September 29th, 2009 at 11:22
Says a lot to me!
But probably not the same thing it says on your side of the aisle…
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September 29th, 2009 at 15:40
Gore is probably the biggest hypocrite on the planet. His excuse for using so much energy is that he can afford it. What an ass.
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