Another Idiot With A Platform

If you’re anything like me, then you almost certainly don’t listen to a word that prime douchebag Rick Sanchez says, because (a) he is extraordinarily stupid and (b) he should be in jail for killing another human being.
As far as character assassination goes, that’s pretty much the nuclear option.
What’s that, Rick? What did you say?
Oh, that’s right.
IT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE YOU’RE A MURDERER. Or at least a manslaughter-er – do you guys have that distinction over here? I guess it’s first- and second-degree murder…
Note: killing people during war = fine (most of the time). Killing terrorists = fine (all of the time). Killing people because you’re DUI = a bit sketchy (but if you’re a left-wing minority celebrity, then no worries as you won’t go to jail!).
Hapless Rick today sent a tweet to his underlings stating,
Which proves, once again, that there is something that the Left despises more than indigenous conservatives – minorities who choose not to be left-wing.
The venom that greets African-Americans and Hispanics who dare to be independently-minded is second to none. Democrats are rightly worried, because if such people were to piece together how Democratic policies keep them either in low-wage jobs or dependent on state handouts (in both cases to capture their vote for eternity), then the Democrats would never get elected again.
The socialist utopia of which you dream is only 90-odd miles away, Rick…
PS – I’ve gotta include this again: the Wikipedia entry for Sanchez hilariously claims that he was “the first national news anchor credited with combining traditional network news with social media using MySpace, Twitter and Facebook.”
Should my epitaph ever be as monumentally pathetic as that, then please kill me now.
July 27th, 2009 at 16:36
Can’t wait ’til Obama finally bans private ownership of cars. I’ll feel a lot safer knowing Rick and TeddyK have been disarmed.
July 27th, 2009 at 17:42
Yeah, there is that advantage.
I do love how good ol’ Ted is still portrayed as such an upstanding citizen, rather than the spoilt, bloated, condescending champagne-socialist killer that he really is.
July 27th, 2009 at 18:16
I have a gay friend from a small town in West Texas. Red area of a Red State.
He came out of the closet at age 50.
To his surprise, his coming out didn’t even register with his conservative friends. They cared not a whit.
His problems come when his gay friends from other areas find out that he is a conservative.
July 27th, 2009 at 18:29
Natalie, that is a great personal anecdote – it captures left-wing hypocrisy perfectly.
So long as you believe in low taxes, small government and personal freedom, I don’t care what else you think/do…
July 27th, 2009 at 21:56
Maybe that guy’s headstone will read MyTwitFace? Of course he can smile after manslaughter….break the word down; it’s man’s laughter. The smug-looking prick…
July 27th, 2009 at 22:02
Steve, he is an incredibly smug-looking individual, ain’t he? I normally only use photos that are, at least, less than flattering but couldn’t find any mockable ones of the Cuban communist…
July 27th, 2009 at 23:06
Again….Rick Sanchez/Alpha 66.