How To Ruin Your Entire Life
In possibly the least advisable decision anywhere ever, Alison Minards decided to, erm, “pleasure” her boyfriend in a crowded pub in London.
At a party full of police officers (whom she knew to be so).
Before then getting carnal with four other men in the WC.
Classy lady!
This is even worse than a kid I knew who, no sh*t, crapped his pants after a drinking spree during his first week at university. Oxford University, to be precise.
There is more. As she is a civilian detention officer at Kennington police station, Scotland Yard is now investigating what happened.
Alison is currently hiding out at her parents’ home and, somewhat unsurprisingly, is refusing to talk to the press about her slight indiscretion.
Daddy must be so proud!
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July 24th, 2009 at 12:39
She may have been trashed and if so, call out the men involved as well. They are just as much pigs in the situation since this woman is going to be labeled a giant slut.
July 24th, 2009 at 12:58
Absolutely, Red, I should’ve made mention of the scumbags who evidently thought it’d be just ace to gang-bang a drunk chick in the toilet. Despicable human beings.
July 24th, 2009 at 13:02
Trashed or not, she needs to take responsibility for her actions. If she wants to be a giant slut, well then so be it. It’s her life. But, it takes two or more to tango. The men may be pigs, but let’s face it; men are expected to have multiple partners and are looked up to for it, but women will always be sluts for taking part in the same activities. It’s not fair, but it’s not a perfect world either. That’s why we can’t dress like like whores and still be treated as ladies. Think about it. If you were in a bar, and the woman next to you gets on her knees and starts servicing her boyfriend, aren’t you going to wonder if you’re next? I mean, if they’re doing it in public, what message are they sending? Some people get off on having an audience. Maybe they do, too, and it just snowballed after that. Must’ve been one helluva a party, huh?
July 24th, 2009 at 14:09
No it’s not a perfect world but why does that give men like these a free pass on their behavior?
If the girl was trashed then despite any activities she may have engaged in with her boyfriend – the other men should have left her alone, or said no themselves.
Just because society expects men to behave like pigs – doesn’t mean it’s actually OK that they do.
July 24th, 2009 at 19:06
I’m actually more appalled that they did it in the loo. My favorite pub in Charleston, SC is a very respectable place and there’s not been the lady born yet that I’d shag in their privy. I mean, egads, it’s a public restroom…that just goes beyond nasty.
However, the men’s room in every Target store I’ve ever been in is pristine and smells like Froot Loops cereal. I’d do the deed in a Target…