Michelle Obama Poisons Children
Is what the intergalactic headlines would’ve read if Michelle Obama were a conservative.
To celebrate successfully growing some vegetables that were planted in the First Lady’s Garden (on the South Lawn) last month, Michelle invited some kiddie-winkies from Bancroft Elementary School over to act as food tasters.
Such a shame, then, that the White House lawn is full of lead.
Presumably here giving the very soil itself her fearsome evil eye, Michelle has made a big deal about the First Lady’s Garden.
What’s more, White House chefs have been making frequent use of the garden’s vegetables and herbs. Here’s your serving of lead-tinged produce for the day, mm-mmmmmm!
Well, I guess that Barry can just use the lawn as a big ashtray now, guilt-free.
If I were Wanda Sykes (ugh, God, the thought alone makes me nauseous), what type of sick joke would I have made to finish this post?
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July 4th, 2009 at 11:01
You mean she’s not growing her own Wagyu beef too?
July 4th, 2009 at 11:28
But isn’t home grown so much better? Doesn’t matter if the soil is riddled with lead or even toxic waste, look how green they’re being by not getting vegetables that had to be transported using nasty carbon emitting fuel. Of course that doesn’t stop them from flying around in airforce one.
July 5th, 2009 at 17:24
That is one unflattering photo.
July 8th, 2009 at 20:27
First Frighmare: “Let them eat cake. I will enjoy eating the legs off grasshoppers, since I’m a zombie alien”.
Man, she is one ugly insult to womanhood…they make a perfect pair, his evil eye, her evil mug!