Time To Do A Sanford (But For Good)
I love being right.
What was the title of my last post on John Edwards, again? Oh yeah, it was Things Can Always Get Worse.
Didn’t quite expect it to happen this quickly, though.
John Edwards’ former aide, rival to be the father of Rielle Hunter’s baby and current arch-enemy, Andrew Young, is now alleging that there’s a tape of Edwards and Hunter gettin’ down and dirty.
Maybe it’s just me, but I’d rather go watch Transformers again than ever glance at something like this (plus I wouldn’t be surprised if the camera is only aimed at John Edwards’ spectacular $400-per-cut hair for the whole time), although its mere existence fills me with unbridled joy.
For this is the end of the scumbag known as John Edwards.
Let it be a lesson to anyone else: cheat on your terminally-ill wife and the good Lord is gonna whup you upside the head something good.
Anyone know of a good bathroom for Edwards to go hide in (again)?
June 28th, 2009 at 13:48
You don’t seem to be aware that scumbags are kissing cousins of zombies.
Which idiom is doubly painful in this context.
I plan to feel bad about this comment on Tuesday, between 1420 and 1430, but only briefly.
June 28th, 2009 at 14:15
Sanford may get lucky again…
……
June 28th, 2009 at 15:34
It’s OK for Dems to be scumbags. This story is better than a soap opera.
June 28th, 2009 at 19:15
I never want to see a sex tape of John Edwards.
June 28th, 2009 at 20:31
Don’t know if you are into it but you have an award over at my blog. American Rumpo.
June 28th, 2009 at 21:57
I think Newt Gingrich was cheating on his cancer stricken wife too.
There’s a lot of this going around…but to get Edwards is satisfying.
June 28th, 2009 at 22:53
My state’s governor may be a cad, but at least he’s not shagging around on his wife and fathering kids whilst his wife is dying a painful and public death. By far, John is the bigger scumbag, as I said the other day over on my site. And the more celebrities that die, the more Mark Sanford gets to stay out of the spotlight.
June 29th, 2009 at 06:16
On a tangential note, Mr ‘Crat, wherever do you get those marvelous pics and graphics. Is the one a couple of posts down really O’Bama taking a hit on a stogie?
This is the stuff that should be trotted out in January 2012 to go along with the steaming load that will be his record of accomplishments(?)
June 29th, 2009 at 08:34
[...] Track a Crat | What was the title of my last post on John Edwards, again? Oh yeah, it was Things Can Always Get Worse. [...]
July 1st, 2009 at 10:53
[...] Other Commentary on the despicable Edwards affair:Track-A-’Crat [...]