Hope Springs Eternal
Meghan Fox, she of great beauty but little brains, was leaving the Transformers premiere in London recently when, blinded by crazed paparazzi, she sauntered past the poor little dork brandishing the yellow rose with nary a glance back.
I admire the kid. This was truly an epic quest – as is the pain that his crushed heart must now be experiencing, after Meghan unknowingly trampled all over it. If he develops into a stalker later on in life, then we’ll know which defining moment of his youth caused it.
It’s not all bad news, however: Kodak is offering $5,000 to the first person to provide verifiable proof of desperate kid’s identity!
Which is good for the “friend” who rats him out. But not quite so good for the kid himself.
People have become rich and famous for far less, though, and that photo’s going to live for ever (alongside this one and this one), anyway, so he might as well milk it while he can…
UPDATE 06/27/09 – I’ve just got back home after watching the new Transformers flick. Perhaps you’re cleverer than me and don’t need telling this, but please don’t go watch it. It’s the most boring movie that I’ve ever seen. Truly terrible. And it’s nearly two and a half hours long. I now want to smash something.
June 26th, 2009 at 17:00
Maybe he can identify himself and get the money. I’m agree with you – he is admirable!
June 26th, 2009 at 17:01
He will probably thank his lucky stars once he grows up some. Megan Fox is an Angelina wanna-be with clubbed thumbs and a stunted brain.Trash with purty window dressing. To call her trailer trash would be an insult to rednecks and cajuns everywhere.
June 26th, 2009 at 18:48
Hi,
Don’t feel bad for the kid. He may end up meeting her, getting a kiss which many people wish they could have from Meghan as well, and grow up with a great memory. He grows up, she gets famous and has even more fans.
I like the Kid. He had the sense to bring that Woman a Rose but now every young dude will bring a rose and every young girl and Lady will expect that kind of Gentlemanly behavior.
June 27th, 2009 at 20:11
According to this review, it seems that you may have simply mistaken the seat in the theater for something you should sat in while viewing the movie.
June 27th, 2009 at 20:25
Yep, well that kid’s already gotten a lot closer to Meghan Fox in real life than I ever will, so props to him for that, at least.
Smitty, thank you for the link. Having read that review, I now realize that I enjoyed the movie immensely, I just couldn’t recognize the greatness of what I was watching as it happened.
Much like what happened on the evening of November 4, 2008, as well.
June 28th, 2009 at 09:04
Seriously, why would people go to Transformers expecting a plot? I expected explosions/fighting and got EXACTLY what I wanted.
Maybe he can redeem himself. Find a screen writer to actually read some of the comics, watch the cartoons and flesh out the story line. The story line could have been interesting if it was actually done well. Although to do that, you kind of have to get rid of the humans. That crappy love story they tried to mix in, and the drunken mother insulted me. Also the unnecessary cursing was just that. Autobots don’t curse.
Though the more I think about it, didn’t Transformers start off as toys only to evolve (transform) into an actual storyline? And if that’s the case, is it really gonna get any better than that?
On the plus side:
Meghan Fox was BRILLIANT!!
Best shot of the whole movie:
http://www.transformersmovie.com/downloads/desktops/desktop.php?file=../tf2_dtop7_1024.jpg&width=1024&height=768
June 28th, 2009 at 09:39
xax,
You’re making me think about that awful movie, which I don’t want to do, but here goes (briefly)…
Shia LaBoeuf, in addition to having the most stupid name in history, also has the charisma and presence of a snail. Fox, on the other hand, is a thing of beauty but her acting ability consists solely of pouting.
They were built up to be these great destiny inspired young lovers, but she’s obviously far, far too hot for him, while neither of them look 18 or virginal in the slightest.
I couldn’t tell what was going on in the action scenes (but had no such problem with those in the Bourne movies), as the robots cleverly resembled nothing but chunks of metal.
The Wayans brothers transformers were the worst idea that I’ve ever seen committed to film.
The end, with the appearance of the Transformer elders/gods, was so stupid that I felt myself becoming more stupid just for watching it.
Shia’s mom, as you say, was the most annoying character since Spielberg’s wife in Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom. I would have gladly placed a landmine under her.
The abundant dog-sex and testicle jokes were neither funny nor necessary, as with the Autobots swearing.
The only scene in the entire movie that I enjoyed was the forest battle. And it wasn’t as good as it could’ve been by the simple addition of a tree accidentally falling on Shia Idiotface.
But you are right, that pic is the best thing in the whole flick.
Now, to recompense me for starting my Sunday like this, I hope you’re going to tell all your family and friends alike about this wonderful new blog that you’ve found…
June 28th, 2009 at 11:15
[...] Hope Springs Eternal for Meghan Fox. [...]
July 12th, 2009 at 03:15
Is it me or is there a distinct beginning of an F-Bomb on that kids lip?
There’s two situations in which that could occur. He is is either expressing his ultimate (and not unreasonable) desire to…um…f-bomb her or he is quite displeased with the fact that she is ignoring his wobbly ass.
Still closer than I’ve ever got to her dammit.
July 12th, 2009 at 08:32
Ed, that is exactly what I thought when I first saw him – he’s approaching Meghan Fox and is about to let rip with the mother of all f-bombs. And a rose. It’s a surprising combination.
Maybe he’s not such a wholesome little Romero, after all…