Tales From The Obamaverse
Yay.
I am The One, for I am here, there and everywhere. Thanks be upon ye, wall-to-wall media coverage of the sycophantic kind.
And gratitude o’er all others to TIME Magazine, on whom I have bestowed life after death.
I deign to speak to you this time, o multitudinous plebian plebes, about the economy. Do not question The Sheriff’s completely unverifiable claim to have saved/created, through My Hand, 150,000 jobs.
Some are saying that My country is shedding 16,000 jobs everyday. To which I reply: listen not to any voice other than Mine; look not upon any other leader, save He who has sacrificed His valuable free time for you; and turn not to anything of the Right, which is racistfascistpollutionistsectarianist, verily.
These are My words. Heed them well, else you may suffer, as I once did, from not knowing thy true self.
Until the next time, yay.
May 29th, 2009 at 09:42
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