TIME: Cheaper Than A Two-Bit Hooker
I wish that I could wish Ebola upon Time Magazine.
But, it not being a person, I cannot. So the next best thing is to hope for a complete and imminent collapse of the sordid publication.
In 2008, Barack Obama graced the cover of TIME 16 times. Seeing as TIME’s a weekly publication, that means that Obama featured on almost one-third of its covers in 2008.
Whereas John McCain made the cover six whole times (four of which were shared) in 2008.
But they’ve let things slip in 2009 – The One has only been on TIME’s cover four times so far this year, plus one appearance for wifey. Best get on that right away, TIME.
As is so mind-numbingly clear, the Obamas are a license to print money.
And the MSM will not let its golden goose be harmed.
UPDATE: For a gallery of TIME Magazine’s unwavering and sycophantic devotion to President Obama, please click here. Consider yourselves forewarned.
I guess it’s understandable enough – it’s not often that gods choose to walk among men anymore…
May 21st, 2009 at 14:50
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May 21st, 2009 at 16:32
..on the subject of printing money, I wonder if you or your readers have seen those commercials that run on Fox from time to time? They are the video equivalent of the psuedo-articles in newspapers (you know, with *Advertisement* printed above them) and include a clip from an Obama speech about mortgages or some such.
Doesn’t matter the relevance as he’s rattling on, spewing the usual bromides and platitudes. But the ad wraps his speech so completely that you have to wonder if he’s receiving royalties like the half million he received before he was inaugurated.
One wonders when Obama Fatigue will finally set in. Eventually, like with the Clintons, it will happen. When it does, it will be a delicious thing to behold.
May 21st, 2009 at 19:56
Now, two bits is $0.25.
If you think that the medical costs of dalliance with such a trollop will be cheap, you’re probably qualified to write medical policy for this administration.
May 21st, 2009 at 20:08
Or, if you’re the new president of South Africa, Jacob Zuma, then you dispense with modern “medicine” altogether and instead take a shower to ward off the evil AIDS hocus-pocus:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4879822.stm