Barack Obama: The Backwards Man
Have any of you seen that Tom Green movie, Freddy Got Fingered?
It’s easily the most concentrated 90 minutes of bizarreness that I’ve ever seen. One scene of purely nuts behavior after another for that entire time. It makes no sense whatsoever. But who cares when it has such gloriously weird ideas as The Backwards Man (still pic above, but, annoyingly, I couldn’t find a clip of the scene online)?
Perhaps this is the inspiration behind President Obama’s political “strategy.”
First he’s going to release foreign terrorists into the US. Now he’s going to detain them indefinitely!
First he’s set to release more photos of abused detainees. Now he’s not!
First he promises to cut the deficit in half. Now it’s been quadrupled!
First he states that budget cuts will be made. Now it’s been increased by trillions of $!
First he’s a devout Christian. Now not so much!
I’m tired of all the “qualified” candidates (and presidents) who, in truth, are anything but.
Why settle for half-crazed rulers when we can go the whole hog?
So let’s elect Tom Green. Does it matter that he’s Canadian?
May 14th, 2009 at 22:25
Well said. The ironic/insane thing? The Messiah will get credit from the media for each side of each issue that you speak of. The media will never turn on him…..great blog!
May 14th, 2009 at 22:57
I personally favor Cthulhu- I mean, why vote for the lesser evil?
May 15th, 2009 at 14:54
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