The Modesty Of A Deity
And verily, it is the ability to convince you, o little people, that I am everything which I am not.
Look not upon my deeds, but at my words. In fact, look not upon them either (nor my expertly concealed early life/high school/university/pre-political career), but instead at my super-dazzling smile.
And my life-partner’s spectacularly expensive sneakers. Focus on them.
Simple folk of Earth, it is time to share in my glory, by confirming what you have long suspected and I have long implied.
I am special. The One. Above your petty differences and beneath your pain threshold. I am the Word of Marx made flesh, ready to redistribute like you ain’t never seen and look good doing it.
I have made leaders of criminals, rewarded those who have waited on their butts so long for me to do so, revealed false prophets and stuff.
All this have I accomplished in the first 100 days of the Obamaverse. What challenges remain? Some, mere mortals, but none so great as to exhaust another 1,360 days.
Just wait and see.
[All credit for the divine portrait to S. Weasel - such an awesome site that I hate its not being mine.]
May 9th, 2009 at 01:17
Illustrious Tracker:
Please, I’m beggin’ ya! I’m dying here! I went over to http://sweasel.com/ and am just coming around from an almost-terminal fit of laughter at the image of Arlen Sphincter! You gotta work that into a story here as well.
Also, the “still life” of Plugs and the Dear Leader putting and the dissection of Obumble’s signature are too precious for words!
By the way, fellow Anglophile, I used to play some football for the side from the RAF detachment when I was at SAC Headquarters in Nebraska and all we drank at half time were lager-and-lines (with Rose’s Lime Juice) and shandys. The second half was not always better, but it was definitely more fun.
Cheers!
Voyska..
May 21st, 2009 at 06:16
West Wing followed by Obamaverse. Once the script ended difficult to know where they can go without direction.
May 31st, 2009 at 20:20
Stupid!
August 19th, 2009 at 13:12
Still a classic piece of “tracacatory” and should be aired at regular intervals, lest we forget and others never learn.
October 4th, 2009 at 09:32
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