Fundraising Juggernaut

In what is hopefully (but probably not) the first concrete sign of a national awakening, Taegan D. Goddard is reporting that Sen. Dodd has achieved the impossible – he’s managed to eke donations out of only five CT residents so far this year.
Five whole people! Five! More people gave me money than that in the last week alone!
If you’re going to prove over and over again that being chubby and useless are your defining characteristics, then donations are going to take a pretty severe hit.
April 17th, 2009 at 08:23
It is completely inaccurate to call Dodd useless.
As one of the architects of the Fannie/Freddie demolition of the US economy, he has played a valuable role in enslaving citizens to DC.
How about a little credit there, bub?
April 17th, 2009 at 10:32
Smitty,
I stand corrected, Dodd does indeed bear great responsibility for foisting socialism on the US.
It’s not as if he hid his intentions, either, but the sheeple are happy so long as they have their reality tv distraction.
Great trade-off that was.
April 17th, 2009 at 10:32
Smitty,
I stand corrected, Dodd does indeed bear great responsibility for foisting socialism on the US.
It’s not as if he hid his intentions, either, but the sheeple are happy so long as they have their reality tv distraction.
Great trade-off that was.
April 17th, 2009 at 15:44
Alright!!!
After years of extorting campaign funds from Connecticut based business, the chickens have finally come home to roost! And they have laid their eggs on ol Dodd’s noggin.
April 19th, 2009 at 18:52
Yes! Yes! Yes!
[*orgasmic sigh*]
There *is* a God!