Rich Man, Poor Man
After years, nay, decades, of trying, Joe Biden has finally succeeded in reaching the stage where his comic appeal has given way to full scale patheticness.
It is a sad sight to behold – just ask Steve Martin.
Members of the Left firmly believe that their mere existence exculpates them from all possible transgressions.
They also believe that, as they are so obviously in touch with humanity worldwide, they need not do what the rest of us (but mostly conservatives – even the NYT has admitted this) do: donate to charities.
Vanity Joe and his wife gave a whopping 0.69% of their joint income to charity last year.
I guess there isn’t too much leftover once you take into account hair plugs, fake tan, skin-tightening lotions and God only knows what else.
Y’know what, I thought I saw Joe last week, crawling around on his hands and knees outside Congress. There must’ve been a penny just lying there on the sidewalk, looking all lonely…
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