Global Meltdown Imminent

Losers, idiots, conspiracy theorists, communists, self-loathers and perpetual victims, your time has well and truly come.
The prelude of the previous two months is now giving way to some real meat.
Such as a provision in the House climate bill that would allow “self-proclaimed victims of global warming, or those who “expect to suffer” from it, to sue the federal government or private businesses.”
Expect a sh*tstorm of entirely unnecessary and whiny lawsuits as the result.
I stepped in dog-doo last week – can I sue? I also swallowed a fly not so long ago. Horrible experience, I eventually belched it back out of my right nostril. Can I hold Nature accountable?
How long will it be before it’s discovered that oxygen is unfairly distributed in the atmosphere and that America’s greedily consuming more than its share?
April 11th, 2009 at 12:10
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April 12th, 2009 at 12:57
Whoa! Dude! You got a picture of me back in the day! Wow, am I a looker or what?
..say, I got this great reefer if you want a lid and what’s this about scoring some loot for to much CO2 hanging around me? Far out!
April 13th, 2009 at 12:09
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