Tempting Fate In The Extreme
If Vanity Joe were not a politician, then he’d probably be a TV salesman, a sandwich-board man or one good looking hobo.
Instead, by some cosmic chance that I’ll never come close to understanding, he’s vice president of the bestest country in the world. And that’s not just my opinion (about America) – go ask anybody else.
Just so long as they’re not Asian, European or Arab. Nor Latin American, either. Go ask another American, in short. Oh, and make sure that s/he’s a conservative, too.
Anyway, my point is that The Sheriff should be so underpants-wettingly, hysterically delirious that he’s made it this far that he should simply walk around grinning.
Instead of talking.
Because when he does speak, he’s prone to statements like this:
“I guarantee you we are safer today, our interests are more secure today than they were any time during the eight years” of the Bush administration.
*Slaps palm to forehead*
Yes, global displays of weakness are a great way of actually demonstrating power. How could I forget.
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