World’s Greatest Despot
Human Teletubby and King of the Freakazoids, Kim Jong-il, has failed to send a satellite into space, according to South Korea and the US military.
This, however, didn’t stop North Korean officials from claiming that they had successfully placed into orbit a satellite broadcasting “revolutionary songs”.
Revolutionary songs? WTF?
I know that Kimmy is completely whackadoo but this is even more insane than usual.
In completely unrelated but equally outlandish news, North Korea also recently opened its very first “authentic” Italian pizzeria. After TEN YEARS of covert international research.
That’s approaching the amount of time it took the DPRK to make nuclear weapons (thank you Russia, China, A. Q. Khan). Except I imagine that they’re slightly more awkward to manufacture than pizza.
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