Ahead Of Their Time

Boy, must the Democratic Party be peeved right now.
Gold’n Plump has just preempted one of the major policy initiatives that the Democrats were saving for just the right moment.
That is, large financial concessions to self-designated victim groups.
$1.35 million, to be precise, is to be paid to 156 Somali workers (of a certain tolerant and peace-loving religion) who were either not granted 300 daily prayer breaks or told that they would have to touch pork as part of their job.
Those are truly unacceptable conditions.
When at work tomorrow, I’m going to go into my boss’ office and demand that he hears my confession and absolves me of my sin. When he refuses, not being a Catholic priest n’ all, I am going to sue the pants offa the company that employs him and me, in retaliation.
Ha!
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