Manna From Government
And Rightly So has a great little post about government-subsidized cell phones.
But only for those who are “income-eligible.”
[I'd normally say that someone is "income-eligible" if they can afford to pay the bill, but these are strange new times we're living in.]
About time, too. I want a government phone to go with my government house, government car and government job.
Now where are the government girlfriends…
March 30th, 2009 at 14:57
This means that while you’re waiting in line for your welfare check you can yack on the phone, hook up a dime bag in exchange for some food stamp dollars, and keep your sorry ass busy raping the American taxpayer for the rest of your sorry life!