The Midas Touch

Y’know, there is one use for the non-entity that is Tim Geithner (above in comically inappropriate superhero pose).
He’s great for making other people feel better about themselves.
Had a rough day at work? Just peek at Tim’s latest disaster and you’ll instantly feel a load lifted off your shoulders.
If I’d presided over such an atrocious start as President Obama, I’d keep Tiny Tim around just to make me look like efficiency-incarnate.
So, his economic recovery plan that was originally due on Feb. 10 is now scheduled for…. oooh, some time in April. Yeah, around then, whatever.
You can’t rush genius.









May 6th, 2009 at 11:01
[...] I’ve just listened to a statement by the president and Tiny Tim. Aside from the hilarity of hearing Tim Geithner chide business for tax evasion, he let slip the [...]