We Are The Gatekeepers Of Truth
And we have decided that what’s most important for you, the plebs, to know today is that President Obama has slightly more gray hair than 44 days ago.
And we will make this groundbreaking story our online headline.
This, now, is a tragedy. Forget those losing their livlihoods, businesses, healthcare and even lives, let us thank the NYT for reminding us of what really matters: that we don’t let our sympathies for President Obama dwindle.
I’m sure that President Obama is not overly concerned that he may be graying.
And neither should be The New York Times.
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