Look Into My Eyes
Brave guy.
I wouldn’t want to be that close to Paris Hilton. If it were possible to communicate a disease through eye contact, then Paris Hilton would be its carrier.
He’s also been getting too close to a woman who’s not his wife.
But, as the LA Times helpfully points out, this extramarital affair probably won’t matter.
And why should it?
He’s a Democrat, so his heart’s obviously in the right place.
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